u/Uchiha_Madara_Nipple

Dear Bhratashrees and Bhaginishrees, I was tired after gym and laid down on my bed. Then I noticed that the flower patterns formed a very familiar face. Suddenly, I felt invigorated and all the exhaustion left me. It was a miracle and I didn’t notice any fatigue with my body. Is this a message from Bhagwan? What kind of Puja should I do to honour the bedsheet? Should I invite my neighbours and relatives too?

Bruh really thought Pakistan army was supporting Israel and attacking his Muslim “brothers” in Afghanistan. So he planned to join TTP for revenge against Pakistan Army. You can’t make this shit up. We got TTP supporters in India before GTA VI.

Bro was so motivated that he applied for a passport and wanted to travel to Afghanistan but he couldn’t because of budget constraints and family responsibilities. What a cute little man!!

Will I go to jail my Bhratashrees and Bhaginishrees? Can I claim self defence? Will the Jains here protest against my actions?

As evident from the title, I ordered 3 items supposed to be delivered in 2 separate orders. It got delivered to the security guard in a box. The pasta sauce wasn't there in the box but the trunks and the muesli were in the same box. The delivery guy had already left by the time I took it as he was delivering to all buildings in the society.

I thought Amazon delivered directly to the flat as I always got it at my doorstep before. I tried to select "Item is missing from the order" option in customer care but it redirected to "return or replace item" and then I pressed that option and I got the message that it's a non-returnable item. Well, WTF?

So, I choose the option "I haven't got my order not but status is delivered" but it would select both items from the shipment. Now what to do? There's no emails or contact number where I can explain further. I just got a message on WhatsApp that my query has been registered on this order but there's no contact.