u/V1ctor_V1negar

“My name is DarkSydePhil, king of hate:
Look on my streams, ye Detractors, and donate!”

It’s one thing that he can’t play video games to save his life. Whatever. At least it only hurts his bottom line. But this piece of work behind the wheel of an automobile frightens me. Thank god I don’t live anywhere near Renton lol.

Phil, at the very least, has no passion for gaming by and large, with Super Turbo and games that have a gambling/RNG factor being perhaps the only exceptions, maybe.

It’s evident to see just by watching him play nearly anything, but I’d still like to look at some of the biggest pieces of evidence to this, including some of his DMs where he apparently outright spells it out.

There’s just something fascinating about someone turning what could have or even should have been a “dream job” into a grueling, boring hell.

Much obliged, doods.

I also live in Connecticut and don’t really see why one would move thousands of miles across the whole other end of the country without a compelling reason or two.

He has and had what was at the time one of the few jobs ("""job""", in his case) that one could work fully remotely, so “(extremely well paying) work opportunity” isn’t a reason, and he’s his own (")boss("), so it’s not like anyone is forcing him to move anywhere.

He doesn’t have any family there that I am aware of and, even if he did, he’s always been an anti-social goober who doesn’t value most if any healthy relationships, so “beloved family member” can be crossed out.

Looks wise, at least from the photos I am seeing, a town with the sights Renton has to offer wouldn’t raise an eyebrow in New England. So I’m scratching off “change of scenery.”

Is it the weather? It can admittedly get fairly hot and humid in the summers in these parts, going up to the high 90s and above, and he constantly bellyaches about how boiling-hot Renton can get even when it’s in the 80s as it often is. Winters can get kind of brutal around here as well, though I don’t know how it compares to winters in Washington.

Could it really be that? I know some people will move for the weather, but unless you have a serious bodily condition that basically requires you to move, I don’t get how some seasonal discomfort can easily convince you to do something as extreme—one might even say myopic—as completely uproot yourself and permanently move far away.

But, then, this is Phil Burnell I’m talking about lol.