
u/Warriofunnyz6

If I had a dick…
…Then I would seek out the Barto Club immediately and hope to god that Bartolomeo is seasick and if he is then I would continue on with my plan which consists of seducing him into giving me a blowjob and I would deepthroat him with my massive futa cock roughly with the sole intent of making him vomit all over my crotch and then I would make him lick the vomit chunks off my cock while I pet his head and call him a good boy
Anyone know where to download Yuzune Pon?
Yes I want the popping bottle boi but I can’t find him ANYWHERE!
I mean I found a link to his voicebank on VocaDB but once I click download it sends me to a screen where it says it’s unable to and the file doesn’t even start downloading
Is there any possible way to get him or is he just lost like the great Hatone Pijon (RIP birb boi I never got to use you)?
Me when Caesar Clown starts paying people to sniff his farts (art by Mishaprufen on IG)
If I stuck my face in his ass would it feel like a floofy cotton candy? (Art by Rosey-Raven)
A question about MAPs/PMVs/AMVs and the songs in them
As a former warrior cats fan in my childhood there’s something I’ve ALWAYS wondered and want to know the answer to
Why do animators always use the most niche ball knowledge songs imaginable in their MAPs/PMVs/AMVs?
Like I’m serious they use songs that you could ask 100 people on the street if they know about the song and every single one would say “no”
Every time I click on an animation I’m greeted with a song I’ve never in my 20 years in this earth heard of
I’m not complaining btw this fandom is the reason my Spotify playlist of favorite songs is over 6 hours long
I would never know people like 30 Seconds to Mars, Innerpartysystem, Dr. Steel, etc. if it wasn’t for warrior cats
My mom told me that it’s possible they do this because these severely underrated artists are less likely to give out copyright strikes which makes a ton of sense to me but I wanna know if any of you guys have the REAL answer
I want him to vore me so I can be inside his massive stomach until he digests me into a ungodly massive shit log and dumps me in the toilet
Someone on a discord server I’m in said something about “pissing thunder and shitting lightning” and I think we all know which One Piece character can do that
I wish he would capture me and inject me with a serum that shrinks me into a tiny and put my miniature body in between his floofy asscheeks and let out borderline toxic farts onto me that feel like 80mph gales of wind on my tiny self
Kaido and Big Mom Sonko Yex
There’s no way they didn’t fuck at least once and when they did the sound of Big Mom’s fat cheeks clapping as Kaido pounded her pussy with his dragon-sized cock practically created earthquakes across Wano and no one could sleep because apparently they don’t have quiet sex so everyone could hear “WORORORO” and “MAMA MAMA” being yelled out repeatedly in a breathy voice because they’re both aroused as hell at the moment and Kaido cums so hard that he practically triggers his hybrid form in the process and Big Mom squirts a waterfall out of her pussy at the same time and even tho Kaido came into Big Mom’s uterus she has a miscarriage for the first time in her life because we all know that Oda wouldn’t let something as cool as them having her 86th child happen
Horny dreams on your period?
(CW: This post has mentions of my odd fetishes so please be respectful and know that what might be a horny dream for me may not be a horny dream for you and that’s okay)
So I just woke up from my daily nap and I’m on my period and while I was asleep I had a dream that had a part in it that had heavy emphasis on Charlotte Katakuri from One Piece’s stomach growling or something
I have a stomach growling fetish and find Katakuri really attractive and this is not the first time something like this has happened closely before or on my period
I feel like I’ve heard somewhere that this CAN happen because of hormones but I wanna know if this is actually a recognized period symptom
Hopefully this ain’t too controversial but would Val hire Luka Magnotta once he dies?
Given the fact that he would already have “experience” as a korn actor I wonder if Val would already know who he is since it’s been implied that Hell gets earth’s TV broadcasts and stuff
Honestly I wonder how many of Val’s stars were korn stars when they were alive
I’m being accused of being a pedophile over a mistake I made
So late last year I got into a terrible situation on a small Marilyn Manson fan discord server and it spiraled into a ton of terrible shit including me being accused of being a groomer
So I have a belly fetish but not a belly fetish for Marilyn Manson and unfortunately just about EVERYONE in that server just LOVED Manson’s belly for some reason and didn’t give a shit about Alice Cooper or Gene Simmons’ bellies (I honestly think they’d hate the belly of anyone who ISN’T Manson ngl)
I thought all hope was lost until it turns out there WAS a person in the server who liked Alice Cooper’s belly and I was fucking overjoyed
Well… it turns out that person was 16 years old and I was 19 at the time but I still ended up talking to them about Alice Cooper’s belly because I was desperate as hell and they told me that 16 was the legal age in their state so I figured it shouldn’t be too bad
Eventually people started using this against me and called me a pedophile for “talking sexually” to a 16 year old at 19 and it’s scaring me to death because I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE
I honestly have a feeling that I was set up and there’s some evidence to prove that
They were already pissed at me for other bullshit reasons
You’re telling me that in that whole server full of Marilyn Manson belly gooners there just happened to be someone who liked Alice Cooper’s belly all of a sudden and was also annoyed at all the Manson belly crap? Pretty suspicious if you ask me
They knew how desperate I was for someone who liked Alice Cooper’s belly and that I would probably take anyone wether they were a minor or not so they sent a minor to fake liking it in order to frame me
Also think about this
If I’m a pedophile then why am I attracted to adults?
If I’m a pedophile then why did I cut off a 13 year old who was talking to me about Ozzy Osbourne vore when I was 18?
If I’m a pedophile then why did I cut off a person who I only THOUGHT was a minor from talking about foot fetish stuff about Doflamingo from One Piece?
Both of those are true stories that can prove to you that I. AM. NOT. A. PEDO.
Do these people even know what pedophilia actually is? It’s defined as the attraction to PRE-PUBESCENT children and a 16 year old is NOT pre-pubescent
I literally only shared a 3 year age gap with that person and it was just two teens talking about things and was blown WAAAAY out of proportion
All I did was talk about some rockstar’s belly to them I wasn’t asking them any inappropriate or personal questions or anything like that and maybe that’s because I’M NOT A PEDOPHILE
Marilyn Manson probably has the most sickening and disgusting fandom I’ve ever encountered and I don’t recommend ANYONE to interact with his fans because they are some of the most godawful people in existence with only a very few sane people out there
Just found out that Zoro and Yami from Black Clover share the same voice actor and that makes me wanna be squished between both of their pecs even more now
Doffy’s Toe Song (this is a reference to a YouTube channel I watch btw)
Doflamingo: *wiggles his toes and sings* 🎵 Ten little piggies run thumpity thud, ten little piggies squish into the mud. Ten little piggies are so soft and so sweet. Don’t you think that toes are the best part of feet? *Doflamingo continues to sing and jiggle his piggy toes* 🎵 Jiggle your piggy toes, wiggle your piggy toes, giggle and wiggle and jiggle your toes. Jiggle your piggy toes, wiggle your piggy toes, run those sweet piggies right up to your rosy nose 🎵 *Doflamingo puts his foot up to his nose* 🎵 Run them right up to your nose. Piggy toes! 🎵 *Doflamingo chuckles sinisterly and plays with his piggies which are painted pink*
Since Caesar can probably make his own farts smell good I wish he would sit on me with his huge fluffy arse and make me smell his perfume-scented braps 24/7 🤤
Why don’t the Straw Hats use Zoro as emergency food instead? He has WAAAY more meat on him than Chopper does!
That scene where Corazon farts made me feel something I wish he would do that on my face when his tummy is feeling bad 💕
I wish Zoro would wrap his massive muscular arms around me in a hug while I have my face buried in his sweaty pecs as they smash against my head and I can hear his heartbeat racing from working out so hard
If Ivonkov were to inject any more estrogen/testosterone into a teenager then they would spontaneously combust because the sheer amount of hormones would be too much for their being
Yeah I know he injected Luffy but if this man was real and tried his powers on the horny oily-faced creatures known as teenagers then they would explode because they’re already giant walking hormones and I don’t think adding onto that would be something that the universe itself could handle