how i feel driving home from therapy knowing i'm making my therapist work for their paycheck

I tried so hard to be chill in group therapy but I was, in fact, not chill during group therapy :D

u/Western-River1386 — 13 days ago

MY WORK IS GETTING PUBLISHED YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

After recently becoming funemployed, I decided to lean into writing while I wait on disability determination and have been submitting things to literary magazines - mostly smaller pieces, prose, short stories, etc. I have submitted three now and wasn't expecting much, since this is my first time submitting work, but I just heard back that one of the pieces I submitted was selected for publishing!!! I'm losing my mind with excitement!!! It's not super lucrative, but that doesn't matter because MY WORK IS GETTING PUBLISHED FOR THE FIRST TIMEEEEE!!!! IM DOING THE THING!!!!!!

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u/Western-River1386 — 1 month ago
▲ 226 r/toebeans

did someone order the smelly beans?

his paw isn’t discolored due to grossness, he’s just got black and white toe beans

but those nails, YUCK

u/Western-River1386 — 1 month ago

i love cooking for my boyfriend

he loves the broccoli hot dog bowls

he does NOT love the glazed carrots. more for me. 🐰

u/Western-River1386 — 2 months ago

pasta atrocity

pastrocity

i forgot i opened one end already cause brain too full of other noise :/

luckily, mr president, there’s been a second box of pasta. it did have this weird noodle though. (see pic 2)

u/Western-River1386 — 2 months ago

a new (and expensive) expression of my music special interest

i guess i collect vinyl now. bonus autism points to anyone who can identify the album

u/Western-River1386 — 2 months ago
▲ 96 r/shittyfoodporn+1 crossposts

i’m calling it mister crunchy

seattle sourdough, ham, american cheese. the ham slid out when i picked it up :(

u/Western-River1386 — 2 months ago
▲ 187 r/GrumpyBabyBirds+1 crossposts

barn swallows (round)

taken last spring at my old apartment. this was their first day out of the nest, and they were totally unintimidated by me and my neighbors.

u/Western-River1386 — 3 months ago
▲ 43 r/autism_eats+1 crossposts

cheesemaxing

I almost crashed out today when I realized I didn't have any boxed mac and cheese, and then realized that god herself could not stop me from making it.

It doesn't have that artificial je-ne-sais-quoi that they slip into the Kraft powder, but it was fucking delicious. Even if texturally quite different.

Accordion hot dogs for fun

u/Western-River1386 — 3 months ago

wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

Greetings!

This is a mega-thread to help you learn what you need to know to have an enjoyable time in this subreddit. If you have questions about anything, feel free to ask here or message a mod.

Topic Area

This is a subreddit for autistic people to post their meals - the good, the bad, and the ugly. I have created a tagging system so it is clear what kind of engagement is welcome on a post, so try to use that to avoid goofy conflicts. If you're not autistic, you'd better keep that shit to yourself. If we notice, you will face consequences. (tbd)

Posting Format Rules

There are a lot of subreddits around foodposting that use a specific format. I dont care about that shit. Please don't make me care about that shit. Just post your food and use the tag and dont be a dickhead. Also dont ask me why the formatting on this post is inconsistent, I know, I hate it, I can't be arsed to fix it.

Political Positions

The goal isn't to make this place restricted to people who share a specific ideology, but I do want to be upfront about some stances so that there isn't a bunch of confusion or infighting about our principles, since the autistic existence is often an inherently political one.

  • Autism Speaks is a grifter org that does not represent autistic people
  • We are anti-oppression and pro-oppressed peoples. That seems like a lazy way to paint it, I know, but there are more than a few major conflicts happening on Earth in this moment of spacetime and I'd prefer not to leave anyone out.
  • Human beings are not disposable. Meeting people where they are at is a good way to move them forward. Most of the people who you'll find on these types of subs are experiencing some level of marginalization in life, and will behave antisocially on occasion. I'd prefer not to perma-ban anyone who breaks a rule, within reason, so please join me in trying to have goal-oriented dialogue with people where feasible.

How to Get Started

  1. Introduce yourself in the comments below.
  2. Post some fucking noms (USE THE TAGS)
  3. If you know someone who would love this community, invite them to join.
  4. Give us feedback on what helps and what hurts!
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u/Western-River1386 — 3 months ago