(This is my last post with Gaz; upon its making and completion, I officially transfer ownership of the character to Runix.)
*He asks to speak with Brilliance, or whoever is in charge
The movie begins with Hercules' birth. Zeus is happy, Poisedon is happy, Hades is brooding, and you know who's also unhappy? Hera. She can't believe it... another man? She's sick of men! Olympus is full of them! And he looks so much like his annoying father, Hera can't believe it. She envisions Hercules growing into another partying loud obnoxious God like his father, and she has had enough of it.
Hades notices his chance and comes to Hera. If she's sick of how things are going in Olympus, maybe he can help? Hades takes Hera to the underworld, away from Zeus' ears, and tells him about his plan to overthrow Zeus, and in exchange for her help, Hera can have a slice of that pie, and not have to deal with as many annoying boys in the future. Hera approves.
So, Hades calls Pain and Panic. In this rewrite, they are goofy skeleton soldiers. They fall and knock into each other, mixing up their bones. Pain salutes with his foot. Hades tells them the plan. Hera steals Hercules and sneaks him out of Olympus, giving him to Pain and panic, who feed him the mortality potion. Due to their incompetence, a farmer and his wife effortlessly chase them away before they can finish the job. A frustrated Hera resorts to trying to sneak a snake into Hercules' crib. Hercules is found cuddling it's strangled remains like a stuffy.
Phil is a centaur again but acts mostly the same. He's funny enough, so I'll allow the inaccuracy.
Much of the rest goes the same, except instead of the titans, a desperate Hades realizes that the monsters he and Hera are sending aren't enough, so he empties Tartarus, and some of the nastiest spirits in Greek history are unleashed.
Hercules defeats them anyway with similar means to the original plot. He also regains his godhood similarly to the original story. In the end, Hercules confronts his mother, who is terrified and thinks he will kill her or throw her out of Tartarus, but instead, he forgives her, and Hera realizes that perhaps not all men are bad and they reconcile.
(It's spelled Herakles, I know, but getting Hollywood to use that is a losing battle I'm not joining.)
The brass knight has been undutied and now wanders the citadel again! Interact with him as you wish
She has a picnic with Gaz in the foul-smelling air.
(Step right up, anyone who wants to kidnap/brutalize Chrysaora! Dm me to discuss whatever you have planned.)
Disappointed she was ditched by the slabflies, Chrysaora is found being carried to the slab on a palanquin.
"I'm here to be tortured, come on!"
(You can fight Chrysaora and even win here, but you shall not capture or kill her. Chrysaora must succeed at the sacrifice here)
*Gaz wearily and sadly gathers them in a chain line as they are locked in a cage attached to a carriage. This is at least 15 commoner bugs*
"Maybe these will satisfy him..."
*The gazing knight approaches Brill and bows respectfully before telling her*
"...I would like to resign from being a paladin, Ma'am."
*Hel arrives at the glowing church*
"Hel can't recognize his mother anymore! What happened to Brilliance?! Brilliance once said she would never do what she does now!"
*He is distraught and upset, but hasn't drawn a weapon yet*
He's turning Pharloom upside down, searching for Lace, his daughter. Only 2 things will stop him. Death, or lace.
*Chrysaora is desperate to get Claire to be her student. So desperate that she is inviting the moth over to her lair to "renegotiate" the terms of the contract she previously offered.*
I had a dream that I was happy because I had a cupboard filled with dozens upon dozens of candy bars. I was happy, but the candy bars kept slipping and falling on the floor whenever I tried to close the door, so I kept having to push them back. I distinctly remember the candy bars I was trying to stop from falling were reese's crunchies, my favorite.
The only thing that stops him from usurping Mark in my heart is the fact that he's so damn arrogant that I'm scared it'll kill him. Not even getting almost torn in two had any impact on his personality for the better. He insists he helped with Conquest.
Is there a good reason for him being arrogant? Yes, but that doesn't make it less irritating
Hello, everyone. How is Hastura doing?