u/YearoftheRat123

for too long has our realm gone uncharted, but this war has illuminated me to the world, for now the Monks and Samurai have entered the theater of the wider world due to the Pirate vs Wizard war(which for some reason is still going on, why?)

SO GO FORTH MY FELLOW UNDEAD, GO FORTH AND FIND THESE COUNINTIES, AND SPREAD TIDINGS OF MY NEW PLAN, A GRAND COUNCIL OF THE GREAT LEADERS OF THE LANDS, SO THAT WE HAVE NOT DEVOULVE INTO A ANOHTER WORTHLESS WAR.

REALLY UNITE OUR NATIONS YA KNOW!

you are pirates yes, but look at your war leader, he's more of a wizard, no, a lich, then pirate now, he does not care for your wellbeing, seadogs of both the skeletal and spectral sort, but i will see to it that in the realm of r/UndeadPosting, you can be pirates for all eternity, and under the flag of someone who will give a damn about you, you want your ghost to be gold or have golden bones, you got it, you want an ocean, I WILL MAKE THE RIVER STIX INTO YOUR HARBOR, sail with me and your fellow undead, YE DAMNED SOULS, AND JOIN YOUR KIN AMONG THE LIVING DEAD, AND LETS FUCK THAT BLUEBERRY BONED PIRATE WANNBE UP!

I, the mortarch of curses and founder of r/UndeadPosting, give you a fuck ton of gold in reperations, for rasing your dead, also looking forward to kicking that blue lich with the trident's balls with you ladz

I am the Mortarch of Curses, the founder and for now sole ruler of r/UndeadPosting posting! In case you do not know, i am preforming a ritual to raise the dead of the realms to march them into my necropolis to form an undead empire

Welcome to our new home, make this place a domain of the living dead, were we will watch and listen to the living, for the grand day we march and we shall talk, and they shall listen. My word, as well as the word of any future Mortarchs(mods) is the law of this necropolis