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Get these cockroaches out of my lobbies man.

Holy shit this lobby was nightmare fuel. Imagine being on a team with:

- A Brella player spamming auto bombs and doing nothing
- A gold aerospray spamming booyah bombs and doing nothing
- A splattershot pro playing like they just picked up the weapon

“You need to play better”
“You need to learn how to carry your team”

Man STFU

Fuck these teammates
Fuck this game
Fuck Nintendo
Yall can suck my dih

These fuckass teammates shouldn’t be in my lobbies
I’m S+18 stop matching me up with these B rank players

Looking for a cheap f2p car to counter Vanda? Look no further.

Evo Centenario and Evo Enzo have a top speed of 390+ with nitro

Both cars have sub par drifting so the handling and strong acceleration compensate for it. Decent nitro.

Evo Enzo has PN boost so don’t forget that. You can dial back the nitro part for a lighter version (if the car’s handling feels too heavy)

But let’s say you don’t like those cars and you want something like….lets say Vanda……Well if you can’t beat them join them am I right? 😉

Evo Senna GTR is just the pick. With a full light build this car grips any corner like nothing else. In fact, its stats are closely similar to the Class S McLaren Senna.

It goes 375 kmh with nitro (377 with Featherlite Perfect Nitro but I don’t have the part yet)

It has 85 acceleration so it jumps off the start of races more than other cars.

Very underrated car, I’ve beaten every Vanda with Senna GTR. I’m just sharing my builds because a lot of people I know are gatekeeping. If you guys like it, try it out. If you don’t like it, well everyone has their preferences in driving style.

I’ve been unemployed for about 5 months, dead broke with not much funds left. I’ve done so many applications that I lost count. Yesterday I even contemplated suicide.

With a random stroke of luck I got 3 calls today. I still can’t believe it. With the countless amount of applications I submitted, I definitely thought I’d get at least 1 interview eventually. But 3? That’s 3 times more than my expectations.

Don’t give up my brothers and sisters. Keep applying. One will have to hit eventually. Wishing luck to everyone and I hope you make it through the trials and tribulations of the job market.

Side note: I know these are just the interviews and nothing is confirmed yet. The way how the recruiters spoke to me, made it seem like I already had the job so I’m really excited. Wish me luck.

***EDIT UPDATE (APR29)***

I received an offer for one of the jobs. I’m so happy right now. I kept it cool during the interview and the manager was happy to have me on as soon as possible. I’m so thankful for all of the positive replies. I still have one more interview tomorrow. Wishing you all the best. Don’t give up!!!

As a squelchers main, this may sound biased but I promise I’m being as respectful and reasonable as possible. Now I know this weapon was notorious in Splatoon 2 and was meta in every competitive game. Yeah the squelchers were THAT good. After its dominance Nintendo decided to give it some serious nerfs (rightfully so).

The squelchers were really strong because of MPU, so my question is why can’t they revert the initial nerfs? That ability doesn’t exist in Splatoon 3 . It is still suffering from nerfs while in a new environment.

***If we’re going to bring up abilities that favor a specific class/weapons, it should be Intensify Action. Let’s be real, only blasters benefit the most from such an ability. It really only work on blasters and sometimes shooters. That itself is a problem that doesn’t get brought up very often, but I digress.***

S3 gameplay is a lot faster and more mechanical so getting fast TTK is really important. The squelchers have a REALLY slow kill time compared to other dualies and shooters. Even if you manage to shoot them first they can still kill you because their weapon shoots faster. For eg. splattershot, splat dualies, tetras etc.

So because the squelchers have low dps I believe it should be balanced with accuracy. The squelchers are NOT ACCURATE AT ALL. They nerfed the shot spread and nerfed the bullet size by 33%. There are so many instances where my reticle is on the enemy and not a single bullet hits them. The weapon is VERY INCONSISTENT. I have no confidence when flanking because of the fear of the bullets not hitting them (which happens a lot, and I get punished for it). I know it shouldn’t be used as a slayer weapon, but that was the role it played BEFORE the nerfs.

The 2nd and 3rd kits are absolute garbage. The weapon needs a lethal bomb to compensate for the low dps. I have no idea why beakon + chumps or point sensor + splattercolor screen was a choice. Those kits almost never work and require a very, very passive play style to work even as a support role.

I also think it’s unfair how weapons that never needed buffs received them anyway. For example: splattershot damage buff, Nzap damage buff, bloblobber damage buff and Octobrush ink efficiency buff. What about the squelchers?

Personally I think the devs are afraid of reviving another squelcher meta. Which would explain the non-sensical kits and irreversible nerfs.

TL;DR: The Dualie Squelchers have been unfairly casted aside after splatoon 2 and the devs should revert the nerfs because MPU doesn’t exist anymore.

So close to S+14

I can’t keep babysitting my teammates it’s like I’m playing a 7v1 match. Nobody pushes the tower? Ok I’ll sit on it and watch our flank don’t worry. Then these fuckers all die to one fucking guy. Why are you clumped up together like sardines???? They have TWO BLASTERS on their team just SPACE OUT. Then I decided I’ll push forward and hold the enemy back with wave breaker since my teammates can’t win their fights. I leave the tower for 10 FUCKING SECONDS AND 2 OF MY TEAMMATES ARE DEAD????????????????????????????????????