Image 1 — When your child's teacher only allows one parent to attend the school play
Image 2 — When your child's teacher only allows one parent to attend the school play

When your child's teacher only allows one parent to attend the school play

u/Yum1995 — 11 days ago

When Your Season 8 Opener involves Beverly Ann's Winnebago teetering off the side of a cliff, possibly ending the lives of your cast

u/Yum1995 — 19 days ago

The exact moment you realize not to stuff your neighbor and a goat in the same closet

u/Yum1995 — 25 days ago

When you were the new girl 6 years ago and your former classmates act like they never met you

u/Yum1995 — 25 days ago

When Gretel from The Sound of Music grows up, enrolls at your school and melts your middle brother's heart

u/Yum1995 — 2 months ago

"I can't have turkey for lunch then have it again for dinner. It's a system that works for me!"

u/Yum1995 — 2 months ago

And now, The Top 21 Little House Quotes from Television Without Pity. Which is your favorite?

My baby! My baby! My baby! AAARGH! My baby!

  1. I’m here! I’m here! I’m here! I’m here!

  2. You reap what you sow

  3. Let it out, son! Let it all out!

  4. Jezabel! Flauntin' yer flesh in temptation's raiment! You will burn! Oh yes, you will burn!

  5. Nels! Make her a widow!

  6. Monkey business, monkey business, monkey business!

  7. She's a-losin’ her sight

  8. He's quite smitten with me, I'm afraid.

  9. Are you gonna call down the lightning, Miss Peal?!

  10. I swear it to God!

  11. Spectacles for Father.

  12. “My brother is going to die! Say it!” “My brother’s going to die!”

  13. E-e-e-l-l-l-mer!

  14. That's a real purty blind girl you got, Ingalls. Real purty.

  15. I call him… Harve. He calls me… Eliza Jane.

  16. Cut it off!

  17. It’s okay Miz Oleson, black folks take baths too!

  18. You a Jezebel, an' worse

  19. Darn fool cow.

  20. Laura smells like a dirty horse! Laura smells like a dirty horse!

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