34 [M4F] - PJs at 5PM and Other Signs You're Getting Old.
I'm always hearing about people saying stuff like "35 is the new 25". Sure, it would be nice to go back to a time when life was more carefree and our dispositions were more innocent, but maybe we should really lean into another strategy: 35 is the new 65.
I'll throw some things out there:
Complaining about the music being too loud at a restaurant (where you're having dinner at approximately 4:15PM).
Comparing how many hours of sleep you got last night with your friends and co-workers as if its a competitive sport.
Making noises when you sit down. Bonus points if the chair is wobbly and you try to fix it.
Turning the car radio down so you can see better.
Scrolling through Cable TV (because you still have that) and finding nothing to watch, commenting that we had less channels 20 years ago and more content.
Yes, this post is a shameless way to try and get you to smile and have you want to message me. I guess having no filter is another thing to add to the list.