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What if YOU had to comfort the Powerpuff Girls in Pee Pee G's
In Pee Pee G's, each of the Powerpuff Girls went to a different person for comfort. Blossom went to Miss Keane, Bubbles went to the Mayor, and Buttercup went to Profess Utonium.
But what if one or all of the girls went to YOU for comfort? How would you comfort them?
The Powerpuff Girls are having a temper tantrum, how do you soothe them and calm them down?
The Powerpuff Girls are begging you for candy, what would you do in this situation?
Do you give it to them? They might cry if you don't! But if you do, they'll turn into hyperactive goblins!
The Powerpuff Girls look at you, and open their arms signalling that they want a hug
What is your response?
The Powerpuff Girls are powered by each other's cuteness
Everyone knows the Powerpuff Girls are the cutest beings to ever exist! It's hard to look at them without melting into a puddle of cuteness, but for them it's much worse. They have to LIVE together and look at each other ALL THE TIME.
This results in a phenomenon called cute aggression, where they're so overwhelmed with positive emotions from being exposed to each other's cuteness, that they turn violent as a result. If they don't beat the living shit out of monsters and criminals, they'll collapse from cuteness overload.
That's why their power level is so inconsistent. If they don't get their cuteness fix by talking, playing together, giggling, and hugging, they won't be as powerful. It also explains why they're much weaker when fighting alone, because they don't have each other's cuteness to power them up.
The Powerpuff Girls are the cutest and sweetest people you'll ever meet! Unfortunately this frequently overflows into extreme violence.
When trouble is here, I am not slow, for it's hop hop hop and away I go!
What food would the Powerpuff Girls eat?
Our tiny superheroes need to eat to charge up their powers!
What if all the villains were as cute as the Powerpuff Girls?
Would the girls still want to beat them up? Would the Mayor still call the girls? Would the victims of their crimes even want them punished?
Bubbles: You're just jealous because you don't know how to draw!
Why would anyone hate Bubbles?
Bubbles is cuter than anything else in existence! How could anyone look at her and feel hatred?
Who's more evil? The Rowdyruff Boys or the Powerpunk Girls?
The Powerpuff Girls are the peak of cuteness
We as a society have failed to acknowledge the scientifically-proven fact that the Powerpuff Girls are the cutest beings to ever exist!
Let's start with the obvious: LOOK AT THEM! They're tiny, their eyes are 95% of their face, and they float instead of walk. I mean, COME ON!!!
But it's not just their appearance that's adorable.
They're superheroes, but they're also 5 year old kids with tiny kid brains. Sometimes they do dumb things, get distracted by candy, and do silly things, but that just adds to their adorableness!
They frequently destroy stuff and cause collateral damage, but you can't get mad because they're just so dang CUTE while they're doing it. You just go "awwwwwwwww" and hand them a juice box while a building crumbles behind you.
Sometimes their tiny brains become overloaded and they have temper tantrums, but that just makes you want to wrap them in a giant blanket burrito and cuddle them until they feel better!
Let's not forget how insanely NICE they are. They’re pure and innocent and full of love, even for their mortal enemies! Mojo Jojo wants to destroy them and they still treat them like their grumpy uncle. You have to REALLY push them to get them mad, and even if you do, they'll calm down and forgive you right afterwards!
When they're not out fighting crime, they'll pester you to play with them, and how could you possible say no? Sure, they might turn into hyperactive goblins, whack you with pillows and make you judge their screaming contests, but how could anyone NOT want to hang out with the most adorable beings in existence?
And don't forget that adorable giggling they do when they're happy!
At the end of a long day, they get sleepy, their little eyes droop, and Bubbles snuggles with Octi. Professor Utonium tells them how precious they are, and they gently fall asleep.
What if the villains tried to destroy the Powerpuff Girls while they were sleeping?
The Powerpuff Girls need sleep just like any other human, moreso because they're 5 years old. It's impossible for them to fight crime 24/7, but no villain has took advantage of this.
Sleepy Powerpuffs
Awwwwww! They so cute when they sweepy!