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“I do not think I can stay up until 5AM without wanting to kill myself or others”

“I’m actually really excited to be offered Molly, whether it’s a pill or a 23 year old bisexual girl”

“It’d be much more financially responsible to flirt and have Some Guy buy me drinks”

“I briefly consider the possibility that someone slipped GHB into my drink”

this chapter actually feels shorter than the others even though they’re all around a similar number of characters. If you want to, you can read it here!

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exactly what the title says. My playlist is about 19 hours long and has the following artists (there are more, but these are the ones with multiple songs in my playlist):

Nina Chuba, Mother Mother, Blur, Jay Z, Penelope Scott/Honey Morello, Olivia Rodrigo, Bikini Kill, Bratmobile, Green Day, System Of A Down, Sofia Isella, Dove Cameron, Chappell Roan, Ennaria, Lily Allen, Lana Del Ray, Mitski, J.Cole, Linkin Park, Slipknot, Moon Walker, Rihanna, Bo Burnham, The Julie Ruin, Scene Queen, Amanda Palmer, The Dresden Dolls, Arctic Monkeys, Dodie, Emei, Will Wood, Le Tigre, The Living Tombstone, Marina And The Diamonds, Vampire Weekend, Eminem, Shauna Dean Cokeland

for a fun game, guess which is which

Am I (26f) TA for leaving my kids (11f, 6F+M and 3F) home alone for three days while I went to spain with a teenage boy and a stolen credit card?

Am I (32F) TA for forcing my daughter (10f) to pretend her younger sister (newborn) was really a boy?

Am I (33F) TA for blaming my youngest (10F) for her sister (13F) leaving to live with her dad (love of my life M)?

Am I (15F) TA for forcing my sister (10F) to perform? it’s all she’s known????

Am I (13F) TA for kissing a full grown man (20s M) who happens to be my father’s friend even if I knew my mother had a crush on him???

AITA for forcing my two daughters to share a room even though my husband’s business is failing and his space was better than my youngest daughter’s room?

am I (13F) TA for outing a girl i’ve been on one date with because her friend caught us kissing?

Am I (14F) TA for getting SA’d and keeping my baby??

- my life isn’t over, and won’t be for a long time. Unless I experience some horrific accident and get run over or something. Though I’d be slightly miffed if that happened.

- I never understood the difference between “Mixed Fabric” and “Cotton Quick (60) and whichever I pick varies by day and is based on fuck all. I don’t bother separating colours and whites either, because I’m not a racist.

- “You’re not pregnant are you” “Fuck. I better not be. I don’t have the money for an abortion”

- “We should probably get married. Like, for tax purposes” “I will not be consummating that”

- I always had to deal with the struggle of trying to feed and home two people rather than just myself. If I wanted to do that, I’d have a child and/or a husky

- They (dishes) can dry themselves through the magical process of evaporation. I think. I failed my combined science GCSE.

- I don’t think it counts as a bed when it’s just a mattress on the floor with no cover but a blanket on top because men really don’t understand much about having a nice place to live.

- “Can I write an EPQ on a fanfic or do they frown upon that?”

- “AO3”

- “Mosquito bite itch why???? evil????” (I was tipsy)

- “what’s the milk pitcher on a tea plate called?”

- “how spell tornikette” (I was trying to spell tourniquet)

- “how many cough syrups can I buy before the guy at the corner shop gets suspicious?” (both me and my dad were sick and I didn’t want to have to go back)

- “7+8” (it’s 15 btw)

- “pictures of little bugs”

- “legally if a guy walks into my knife that I’m holding did I kill him or did he kill himself?”

- “why is john adams such a dick to hamilton”

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