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I remember reading a fic about Danny finding surveillance devices from Vlad in his room, his parents found out, validly freaks out about a grown man creeping on their kid. Except it's because they're enemies, not because Vlad is creeping on a child. I mean, he is, but, I digress.

Apparently the father of Danny is a Mamma Mia situation, where the possible fathers are Jack, Vlad, and Bruce Wayne. The parents decide that the best way to keep the mayor of the town from creeping on their kid is to see if possible father #3 can take said kid in while they figure things out.

I thought I bookmarked it. Apparently not.

Please help

It's either on tumblr or AO3, hopefully AO3.

It's 2 am and I've been searching for the last 3 hours for a fic with a Nara, Shikaku or Shikamaru, or maybe a different one.

Said Nara was at a bar? And/or talking with a friend/someone, and something along the lines of "don't stick your dick in crazy" was mentioned. Implication was that said Nara was in love with said crazy. Vague sense that someone was being a hypocrite in this scene.

Help, this has been stuck in my head for the whole day and I can't sleep. Searched my bookmarks on AO3 and either I used the wrong key words or I didn't mark it.

Most likely a complete story, probably a long one. Definitely written before 2025.

My coworker got fired and our 50 hr week will now likely be 60 hrs. Please I need fics where Palatine dies stupid, ignoble deaths, preferably by Fox. I want all the crack. Help me forget the real world.