u/absurdly_nuanced

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▲ 21 r/TheWordFuck

I’m fucking drunk on 4th of July

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

u/absurdly_nuanced — 1 day ago

▲ 4 r/AntiJokes

Premature ejaculation is a compliment

Pay it forward.

u/absurdly_nuanced — 2 days ago

▲ 7 r/TheWordFuck

Fuck fast-casual restaurants

I’m not going to fucking tip.

u/absurdly_nuanced — 3 days ago

▲ 1 r/BadMovieDescriptions

Opportunist risks everything and wins, tragically.

u/absurdly_nuanced — 3 days ago

▲ 2 r/AntiJokes

I got arrested for drunk driving leaving an office party

Now I have to go to more meetings.

u/absurdly_nuanced — 3 days ago

Knock knock

Who’s there?
Bill.
Bill who?
Bill Cosby per my court order.

u/absurdly_nuanced — 5 days ago

▲ 2 r/AntiJokes

This little piggy went to the market

Onlyfans

u/absurdly_nuanced — 5 days ago

▲ 32 r/TheWordFuck

Woodfuck

How much wood would a woodfuck fuck if a woodfuck could fuck wood?

u/absurdly_nuanced — 5 days ago

What’s the worst thing you can do to the chicken while telling a joke?

Choke it

u/absurdly_nuanced — 5 days ago

▲ 6 r/AntiJokes

How do you fit two cucumbers in a tight hole?

Very gently at first.

u/absurdly_nuanced — 6 days ago

▲ 18 r/AntiJokes

A pedophile just moved into my neighborhood

It’s really nice to have neighbors that actually introduce themselves for once.

u/absurdly_nuanced — 6 days ago

▲ 28 r/AntiJokes

Five pregnant women were at a singles bar

they ordered non-alcoholic drinks.

u/absurdly_nuanced — 6 days ago

▲ 57 r/TheWordFuck

Fuck Streaming

Every fucking time I want to watch a fucking movie it’s not fucking streaming on any of my 5 fucking million fucking streaming services. What the fucking fuck

Edit: Fuck ads too

u/absurdly_nuanced — 7 days ago

▲ 0 r/AntiJokes

I can't find my remote control.

Since I started getting into anal.

u/absurdly_nuanced — 7 days ago

▲ 2 r/BadMovieDescriptions

Anti-hero takes down mediocre crime organization to protect a family.

Hint: Hollywood
Hint: Malibu
Hint: Arachnid
Hint: Neighbors
Hint: Stuntman

u/absurdly_nuanced — 7 days ago

▲ 10 r/AntiJokes

What do you call it when you shit your pants while vomiting?

Food poisoning

u/absurdly_nuanced — 7 days ago

▲ 6 r/BadMovieDescriptions

Detective uncovers a grand conspiracy but nobody believes him.

u/absurdly_nuanced — 7 days ago

▲ 5 r/AntiJokes

I'm pro-choice in this economy

due to cost of living.

u/absurdly_nuanced — 7 days ago

▲ 1 r/AntiJokes

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u/absurdly_nuanced — 7 days ago

▲ 1 r/AntiJokes

What's the most inefficient use of real estate in the world?

ground zero

u/absurdly_nuanced — 7 days ago