The curious case of Jordan Adeboyo Smith
Forget about the Fitz and Kelvin talk for a second—where in the world is Jordan Adebayo-Smith?
As the weeks roll on, his complete disappearance from the pitch, contrasted with his constant appearance in official records, is turning into a genuinely quirky mystery.
The guy hasn't made a single matchday squad for the first team or the second team. It’s definitely not an injury issue, because he hasn't touched the medical report all year. But the paper trail proves he’s still here. He was right there on the official roster in March, he was smiling in the official jersey stock photos on Instagram back on February 15th, and the new MLSPA salary release confirms he’s still very much on the books.
So he’s healthy, he’s getting paid, and he’s helping market the kits—but he can't even buy a spot on the bench for MNUFC2, let alone the first team.
At this point, you have to wonder: does he know someone's dirty secrets at the club? What's your theory, wrong answers only!