
u/ankulet

Software engineers inventing new frameworks just to stay relevant
Bro: DeepSeek hit 110K stars in 2 days, you use it yet? Me: No. You? Bro: No.
My brain when IC asks any question regarding working capital:
pov: when you realise you can run an Opus-level model at 200 tok/s on a single RTX 5090
Me seconds after my Claude token limit resets:
You do know what happens when one of the largest banks in America says it is time to sell right...
My Alpha Rejected me in front of the Entire Pack
Does anyone have a link to this one? Thank you!
clearing caked lard out of commercial donut bakery exhaust flues at midnight
commercial donut bakeries fry in palm oil 18 hours a day, coating their rooftop exhaust flues in thick sticky lard that becomes a massive fire hazard. standard commercial hood cleaners hate them because donut grease turns into hard gummy wax that clogs normal pressure washer nozzles.
i bought a 4,000 PSI hot-water pressure washer, a caustic degreaser foam cannon, and a set of flexible flue brushes. i roll up at midnight when the bakery shifts change. charge $600 cash per visit.
Cycle
The pain I suffer
Ever since I was younger
Continue to bother
My body already in torture
But have I really learned?
Was this pain not earned?
To bad habits I returned
Acting like I wasn't concerned
I can say I did try
But mostly fail and sigh
When cornered I deny
And that's when I cry
And thus I am to blame
and should bear all the shame
For treating my body like a game
And wait for death to claim
My next prompt when Opus 5 leaves 15 lines of comments against a single div tag
Cycle
The pain I suffer
Ever since I was younger
Continue to bother
My body already in torture
But have I really learned?
Was this pain not earned?
To bad habits I returned
Acting like I wasn't concerned
I can say I did try
But mostly fail and sigh
When cornered I deny
And that's when I cry
And thus I am to blame
and should bear all the shame
For treating my body like a game
And wait for death to claim