Deadly Device Replay
I just replayed it for the first time since my initial play through (presumably fall 2012 after a night on the town in a jewel tone polyester peplum top and bandage skirt). I remembered basically nothing going into this game.
(Gray’s voice): THESE ARE FULL SPOILERS, UNDERSTAND? You are NOT ALLOWED to read these if you HAVEN’T PLAYED. Now GET OUT AND LEAVE ME ALONE NO MORE QUESTIONS!!1!
First of all I need everyone to know that installing this on steam I had a meltdown because it wouldn’t work. Then my husband pointed to the large banner on the Steam page that said something like “Windows 11 Compatibility.” So that was off to a good start on my capability to play this game, which does indeed involve a lot of reading directions.
- I like Gray. I relate to his annoyance at literally everyone, because that is also how I felt this entire game.
- Their security is shit at this building. What is Gray even doing in that booth? Does he not check the cameras? I was constantly breaking into the lab at all hours and except that one time he did not notice at all. “It HAD to have been someone here, this place is like Fort Knox!” Are we sure about that? Seems like a Colorado mountain man could’ve done it tbh. Plus Ryan says that and then the next line is like oh yeah here use my security card I don’t even need it lol
- What was the alarm I kept pushing? No one else seems to care, Ellie is responding to coil emergencies but doesn’t give a shit about the mystery alarm apparently. You’d think Gray would be like “damn someone keeps pushing this alarm, better check the cameras” but that does not occur to his brilliant mind
- Where was this massive snowstorm? Never showed for me on the day/night transitions. Most people seemed to come and go fine but here I am spending that week in the bunk room with no yard time allowed
- I DID NOT LIKE READING ABOUT TOPSY AND THE OTHER ANIMALS IT MADE ME VERY SAD EVEN THO I ALREADY KNEW ABOUT IT
BIG END SPOILERS!!
The ending puzzle I’m imagining the culprit watching Nancy open this whole ass tome in the faraday cage like “oh man I can def escape I just have to learn electrical engineering quick”
Okay so the only thing on Niko’s computer was the unedited video? Who put that there, his ghost?
Who was trying to break into the bunk room? Why did that happen?
Anyway I cheated my way through this, shout out to the HERInteractive boards from back in the day continuing to prove technology SUCKS by being correct while the Google AI overview was wrong. Would Niko be a big tech oligarch today partying with Thiel and Elon? I think yes.
Edit: things I would’ve included if I could make this post into a multi media slide deck:
- the DW “this sign can’t stop me” meme
- Clip of Kip’s wedding song performance from Napoleon Dynamite, the “yes I love technology” part obvi
- an excerpt from Pound the Alarm by Nicki Minaj overlaying me hitting that alarm, but I don’t want to give Nicki any more royalties cause of her behavior lately so maybe not
Edit 2: Smash or Pass on the characters in this game:
Ellie: Smash
Ryan: Pass
Gray: Pass
Mason: Pass but I thought about it
Victor: Smash
Alive Niko: Pass