Freaky ass avocado

^(Is it grippy twin?)

*just laying in the grass, not sleeping, not dead, just ​​thinking, talking to himself in his head. Somewhat.*

Yall haven't put in the secret code (again, fellow mods, please dont look at it, it's for the funny)

it's been here for 4 months btw

yall probably are NEVER going to find it, it's so fucking random.

What do you mean you remember these pictures?

They have no significance.

Why do you keep remembering?

((Btw, this is a joke twins, do NOT take this seriously please, and do NOT lecture me on how this is not funny, it was a one time joke one and only one time, got that?))

The fuck happened to pintrest cro

Asky, did you forget about this place completely and not make a intro post for the entire 4 months you've had me claimed?

((Mmaayyybeee? Listen, site 19 has been alot more interesting, okay fresh?))

Undastandable​.

Like, yeah, i would want to kill a bee that is actively stealing my girl AND suing all of humanity, who then literally took everything i had going for me. ​​like, yeah, i guess burning it isn't the greatest option, especially when you're in a room with flammable shit, but still, most normal character in the bee movie.​

*just sittin in the hallway, on the ceiling, eating a bowl thing of nachos*

*he's just sitting there with a sign saying "Ill fight ya and prob win" in hand* sooo.... Anyone wanna fight?

That mostly pretaining to fresh, if you feel annoyed by him at all (which is usually want I'm trying for, to be annoying) weather that be his powers, his personality, how he speaks like a surfer bro, or that he looks like he got his fit from an 80s zoomba class, feel free to beat him up, or talk to him, he really does not care.​​​

It was okay, i wouldn't say​ "daily, i need it​ or I'll die" or "my favorite drink ever" (that goes to root beer and orange hi-c)

But​ if i was given the choice it or pepsi/coca cola, I'd might choose it, maybe.​

*when investigating, the sewer system, you see a faint glow and hear some kinda italian mob boss style singing, and with further investigation,​ you see rats, speaking perfect english, chanting* WE'RE RATS! WE'RE RATS! WEE'RE​ THE RATS! WE PREY AT NIGHT! WE STALK AT NIGHT! WEE'RE THE RATS!

*in the center, sit atop a throne of pure cheddar cheese, sits a human sized rat, that looks plumper than the normal human with a crown that looks to be of old filters painted with melted cheese sitting atop his rodent head* I'M DA GIANT RAT DAT MAKES ALL DA RULES! What brings you to my ​​kingdom​, mortal?

Yall are NOT ogs, only guy i recognize here is specific, and I barely recognize him, but who ARE you guys. This is a rhetorical question, idfc who you are.

Iiig iii'm iiin theee neeew cloooseeet nooow. Waaas haaard tooo fiiind thiiis plaaaceee​

((I had a post here like 3 months ago explaining him and everything))

*fresh drags yet another dead body of some random person to the dumpster, heaving it over his shoulders, then flopping it into the can, whistling ​​"We like to party!" By Vengaboys as he does this* we like ta partay-​ we like- we like ta party- we like- we like ta party​​- whoo!

And by anythang ya wan, feel free ta battle me, tell me ab wats bin happenin in ma absence, all dat jazz. Good? Good.