Encino Man, with a confused blank look: "Danger Close?"
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Encino Man, with a confused blank look: "Danger Close?"

Clayface, pulling out handbook: "Sir, ‘danger close’ is an artillery strike within 600 meters of a friendly position."

Clayface: "200 meters ... That's pretty much on top of our heads."

Doc Bryan, getting into Encino Man's face: "You dumb motherfucker, sir, even the most boot-fucked Marine knows danger close!"

...

Face: "So... Do we get ready to be bombed or what?"

Nate: "There won't be a fire mission. Hitman's using the wrong protocols."

Nate: “Hitman has the grids all designated wrong. There won't be a fire mission.”

Doc: "There's a switch, force once our asses get saved by sheer incompetence."

...

Steel Rain: "Hitman, this is Steel Rain, reconfirm grid zone designator."

Hitman: "Um, what do you mean?"

Steel Rain: "Standby Hitman."

Steel Rain: "BREAK BREAK."

Steel Rain: "Assassin, this is Steel Rain, YOUR grid zone designators are correct, message to Observer Pap Uniform 14 Niner 213 Bravo one gun one round AP delayed in effect target number Juliet Echo November 1001 splash in 5 seconds."

I was going to use an HE round, until I figured out the Marines are within the HE kill radius, so I spent the extra req for 2 AP rounds instead. (HE rounds are 0.14 km to 0.27 km, AP are 0.06 km to 0.14 km. I placed the AP shot at 0.15 km outside the Marines)

You're welcome Marines.

u/awakenDeepBlue — 12 days ago

Free States of America formation event not firing?

According to the wiki, the Free States of America has a country formation event "A More Perfect Union":

https://vic3.paradoxwikis.com/index.php?title=Free_States_of_America&mobileaction=toggle_view_desktop#Formation_event

I was able to get the Free States of America to secede by not passing slavery banned, but this event didn't fire.

Can anyone help me figure out why this event is not firing?

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u/awakenDeepBlue — 2 months ago

I was watching legal analysis of the Johnny Somali case:

https://youtu.be/RsTczKMRqe8?t=392&si=fm8jxcvfNt27Cn9P

At this point, he points out that Johnny Somali received bad legal advice and provided a video clip of one instance.

He also accuses Johnny's lawyer of exploiting him because he's a foreigner.

Should/would Johnny's lawyer be sanctioned for this?

And how would one protect themselves from malicious legal advice and exploitation?

u/awakenDeepBlue — 4 months ago