u/axolotl_fart

r/animalid r/puns r/oneliners r/anythingbutmetric

▲ 0 r/oneliners

I just realized that the Son of God was a contortionist: Jesus Fucking Christ

u/axolotl_fart — 2 days ago

▲ 10 r/puns

I am not telling you the truth

I amphibian.

u/axolotl_fart — 2 months ago

What do you call a salamander in the bathtub?

Newt

u/axolotl_fart — 2 months ago

Did you hear sbout the frog who got a job as a steelworker?

u/axolotl_fart — 2 months ago

▲ 21 r/anythingbutmetric+1 crossposts

[south FL] turtle the size of a coconut

S/he was gently foot-pushed out of the road (in accordance with the way it was going - I read the posts here!)

u/Truji11o — 2 months ago