
Richard Finale Funeral Script lol
GREY’S ANATOMY – Richard’s Finale
INT. OPERATING ROOM 2 – DAY
The OR is filled with surgeons in scrubs.
At the front is Richard Webber’s casket. A monitor beside it reads:
RICHARD WEBBER
Age 97
Retired at 97 (For exactly 18 days)
IZZIE and ALEX quietly take their seats.
IZZIE: I still can’t believe he’s gone.
ALEX looks toward Richard’s casket.
ALEX: Yeah… me neither.
A beat.
ALEX: I’d give anything to hear him yell at me one more time.
IZZIE smiles sadly.
IZZIE: Me too.
Meredith stands to speak.
MEREDITH: I don’t think anyone ever imagined we’d be here.
BAILEY: I didn’t.
OWEN: I figured he’d retire and somehow become Chief of Heaven.
No one laughs (wasn’t that funny).
CRISTINA: I thought he’d live forever out of pure stubbornness.
Everyone laughs
MEREDITH: Richard spent more years in this hospital than some of us have been alive.
AMELIA: That’s because every time he retired, he came back.
BAILEY: He retired at ninety-seven and still came in to check on the interns.
CRISTINA: Which is honestly rude. Let the rest of us age.
The room laughs.
Suddenly—
A hand lands on Richard’s shoulder.
Richard turns around.
He’s standing in the OR… alive, healthy, wearing scrubs.
The living can’t see him.
Standing behind him is George O’Malley.
GEORGE: Ready?
Richard looks around.
Everyone is crying.
RICHARD: They’re really doing this in an operating room?
GEORGE: Where else?
Richard shakes his head.
RICHARD: Too many flowers.
Another voice.
MARK SLOAN: I said the same thing.
Richard turns.
Mark is there.
Then Lexie.
Then Derek.
Then Ellis Grey.
Then Adele.
Richard’s face softens.
RICHARD: Adele.
She smiles.
ADELE: You took your sweet time.
Laughter.
MARK: Seriously. We’ve been waiting years.
DEREK: We started a betting pool.
RICHARD: A betting pool?
LEXIE: I had ninety-nine.
GEORGE: I had ninety-five.
MARK: I had one hundred and two.
ADELE: I had ninety-seven.
Richard smiles.
RICHARD: Of course you did.
The living continue the funeral, unaware.
Meredith wipes away tears.
Richard watches her.
RICHARD: Meredith…
GEORGE: She’s okay.
Richard nods.
He looks at Bailey.
RICHARD: Miranda still going to be running the place?
MARK: For the fourth time.
Richard smiles.
Then he notices Cristina.
RICHARD: Yang came back.
DEREK: They all came back.
A long silence.
Richard looks at the room one last time.
The OR.
His home.
RICHARD: I thought I’d have more time.
Adele takes his hand.
ADELE: Everyone does.
Richard laughs softly.
RICHARD: I retired for eighteen days.
MARK: That’s honestly impressive for you.
GEORGE: It’s actually a record.
The dead laugh.
Back at the funeral, Cristina steps up.
CRISTINA: Richard Webber spent ninety-seven years teaching people how to be doctors.
A beat.
Meredith: More importantly, he taught us how to keep showing up.
Richard smiles.
RICHARD: She was always my favorite.
MEREDITH: You said that about all of us.
Richard freezes.
Meredith obviously can’t see him.
She’s just speaking at the casket.
The dead laugh.
MARK: Busted.
Richard chuckles.
Adele squeezes his hand.
ADELE: They’re going to be okay.
Ellis steps forward and looks at Meredith.
ELLIS: I spent most of my life worrying about my daughter.
A beat.
Meredith laughs softly at something Cristina says.
Ellis smiles.
ELLIS: I think my daughter can look after herself now.
Richard looks at Meredith, then back at Ellis.
RICHARD: Yeah… I think she can too.
ADELE: Then it’s time.
Richard looks around one final time.
Meredith.
Bailey.
Cristina.
The hospital.
RICHARD: I know.
A long silence.
Then George steps forward.
GEORGE: Ready, Chief?
Richard takes one last look.
He smiles.
RICHARD: It’s a beautiful day to save lives.
Derek opens the OR doors.
Bright white light pours in.
Richard puts an arm around George and another around Adele.
RICHARD: Let’s see what you’ve all been doing up here.
MARK: We mostly wait for new people and complain.
LEXIE: And occasionally have muffins.
Richard laughs.
The dead begin walking through the doors.
Richard stops one last time and turns back toward the living.
RICHARD: Thank you… for letting me stay so long.
He walks through the doors.
They close.
Back in the OR, the living stand together in silence.
Meredith looks around and smiles through tears.
MEREDITH: I think he liked this.
Cristina nods.
CRISTINA: Yeah.
BAILEY: I think he did too.
FADE TO BLACK.
MEREDITH VOICE OVER: The people we love don’t leave us. They teach us. They change us. And if we’re lucky, they stay with us long after they’re gone.
Richard Webber
1954–2051
Surgeon. Teacher. Chief.
Retired at 97. Finally.
This was just for shiz and gigglez