Richard Finale Funeral Script lol

Richard Finale Funeral Script lol

GREY’S ANATOMY – Richard’s Finale
INT. OPERATING ROOM 2 – DAY
The OR is filled with surgeons in scrubs.

At the front is Richard Webber’s casket. A monitor beside it reads:

RICHARD WEBBER
Age 97
Retired at 97 (For exactly 18 days)

IZZIE and ALEX quietly take their seats.

IZZIE: I still can’t believe he’s gone.
ALEX looks toward Richard’s casket.

ALEX: Yeah… me neither.

A beat.

ALEX: I’d give anything to hear him yell at me one more time.

IZZIE smiles sadly.

IZZIE: Me too.

Meredith stands to speak.

MEREDITH: I don’t think anyone ever imagined we’d be here.

BAILEY: I didn’t.

OWEN: I figured he’d retire and somehow become Chief of Heaven.
No one laughs (wasn’t that funny).

CRISTINA: I thought he’d live forever out of pure stubbornness.
Everyone laughs

MEREDITH: Richard spent more years in this hospital than some of us have been alive.

AMELIA: That’s because every time he retired, he came back.

BAILEY: He retired at ninety-seven and still came in to check on the interns.

CRISTINA: Which is honestly rude. Let the rest of us age.

The room laughs.

Suddenly—
A hand lands on Richard’s shoulder.
Richard turns around.
He’s standing in the OR… alive, healthy, wearing scrubs.
The living can’t see him.
Standing behind him is George O’Malley.

GEORGE: Ready?

Richard looks around.
Everyone is crying.

RICHARD: They’re really doing this in an operating room?

GEORGE: Where else?

Richard shakes his head.

RICHARD: Too many flowers.

Another voice.

MARK SLOAN: I said the same thing.

Richard turns.

Mark is there.

Then Lexie.

Then Derek.

Then Ellis Grey.

Then Adele.

Richard’s face softens.

RICHARD: Adele.

She smiles.

ADELE: You took your sweet time.

Laughter.

MARK: Seriously. We’ve been waiting years.

DEREK: We started a betting pool.

RICHARD: A betting pool?

LEXIE: I had ninety-nine.

GEORGE: I had ninety-five.

MARK: I had one hundred and two.

ADELE: I had ninety-seven.

Richard smiles.

RICHARD: Of course you did.

The living continue the funeral, unaware.
Meredith wipes away tears.
Richard watches her.

RICHARD: Meredith…

GEORGE: She’s okay.

Richard nods.
He looks at Bailey.

RICHARD: Miranda still going to be running the place?

MARK: For the fourth time.

Richard smiles.

Then he notices Cristina.

RICHARD: Yang came back.

DEREK: They all came back.

A long silence.
Richard looks at the room one last time.
The OR.
His home.

RICHARD: I thought I’d have more time.

Adele takes his hand.

ADELE: Everyone does.
Richard laughs softly.

RICHARD: I retired for eighteen days.

MARK: That’s honestly impressive for you.

GEORGE: It’s actually a record.

The dead laugh.
Back at the funeral, Cristina steps up.

CRISTINA: Richard Webber spent ninety-seven years teaching people how to be doctors.

A beat.

Meredith: More importantly, he taught us how to keep showing up.

Richard smiles.

RICHARD: She was always my favorite.

MEREDITH: You said that about all of us.

Richard freezes.
Meredith obviously can’t see him.
She’s just speaking at the casket.

The dead laugh.

MARK: Busted.

Richard chuckles.

Adele squeezes his hand.

ADELE: They’re going to be okay.

Ellis steps forward and looks at Meredith.

ELLIS: I spent most of my life worrying about my daughter.

A beat.

Meredith laughs softly at something Cristina says.
Ellis smiles.

ELLIS: I think my daughter can look after herself now.

Richard looks at Meredith, then back at Ellis.

RICHARD: Yeah… I think she can too.

ADELE: Then it’s time.

Richard looks around one final time.
Meredith.
Bailey.
Cristina.
The hospital.

RICHARD: I know.

A long silence.
Then George steps forward.

GEORGE: Ready, Chief?

Richard takes one last look.
He smiles.

RICHARD: It’s a beautiful day to save lives.

Derek opens the OR doors.
Bright white light pours in.
Richard puts an arm around George and another around Adele.

RICHARD: Let’s see what you’ve all been doing up here.

MARK: We mostly wait for new people and complain.

LEXIE: And occasionally have muffins.

Richard laughs.

The dead begin walking through the doors.
Richard stops one last time and turns back toward the living.

RICHARD: Thank you… for letting me stay so long.

He walks through the doors.
They close.
Back in the OR, the living stand together in silence.
Meredith looks around and smiles through tears.

MEREDITH: I think he liked this.

Cristina nods.

CRISTINA: Yeah.

BAILEY: I think he did too.

FADE TO BLACK.

MEREDITH VOICE OVER: The people we love don’t leave us. They teach us. They change us. And if we’re lucky, they stay with us long after they’re gone.

Richard Webber
1954–2051
Surgeon. Teacher. Chief.
Retired at 97. Finally.

This was just for shiz and gigglez

u/bakedchipz0 — 20 hours ago

Harry Kept Finding Family… and Then Loses Them

One thing I really hope the HBO series does better than the movies is fully explore just how tragic Harry’s relationships with his parental figures really are. Harry’s entire life is basically a cycle of finding family and then losing it.

He loses Lily and James before he can even remember them. Then he grows up with the Dursleys, who never give him the love or security that every child deserves. So when he gets to Hogwarts, every adult who shows him kindness ends up meaning so much more because he’s been starved of that kind of love his entire life.
I don’t really put Hagrid in the “father figure” category, though. To me, Hagrid is something even more unique. He’s like an older brother, an uncle, and a best friend all rolled into one. He’s the first person to tell Harry that he’s a wizard, the first person to give him a birthday cake, and the first person to truly make him feel wanted. I hope the show gives us more quiet moments between them because that relationship is so special.

Then there’s Sirius. I know we can’t save Sirius because his death changes too much of the story, but that doesn’t make it hurt any less. What makes his death so devastating is the timing. Harry is finally starting to believe he could have a real home someday. A real parent. Someone who knew James and Lily and loved him because he was Harry. Sirius gives Harry something nobody else ever really could: the possibility of a family. And then it’s ripped away.

I really hope the show gives us more letters, more fireplace conversations, more moments in Hogsmeade, and more scenes where Harry slowly starts to trust that maybe things are finally getting better. Because when Sirius dies, it isn’t just the loss of a godfather. It’s the death of the future Harry imagined for himself.

Then we lose Dumbledore, another mentor and another person Harry leaned on.

And then Lupin. Lupin’s death honestly breaks my heart in a different way. By the end, he finally found happiness. He had Tonks, a son, and a family after spending most of his life feeling like an outcast. Then he’s gone too. It feels almost cruel that Harry loses one more connection to his parents. Lupin was one of the last people who could tell Harry stories about James and Lily.

And then there’s Snape. I know he wasn’t exactly a parental figure, but his relationship with Harry is one of the most tragic in the entire series. Harry spends years hating him, fearing him, and never understanding him. Then he learns that this man had been protecting him for years. Snape carried his love for Lily and his guilt over her death for almost two decades. He watched over Harry, saved him multiple times, and died without ever knowing if Harry would understand why.

That’s what gets me. By the end of the story, Harry finally learns the truth about Snape… and then Snape is gone too. There is no chance for a real conversation. No chance for forgiveness. No chance for Harry to tell him that he finally understands.

And I didn’t even mention Molly Weasley. She may not have been Harry’s mother by blood, but she absolutely loved him like one of her own. She worried about him, defended him, sent him Christmas presents when he had almost nobody else, and gave him a place where he felt wanted. The Weasleys became the family Harry never had, and that’s why moments like Molly saying Harry is “as good as a son” hit so hard. I want to see the depth into that relationship.

Sometimes I sit back and think, “How did they all die?” James. Lily. Sirius. Dumbledore. Lupin. Snape. It’s honestly kind of incredible that Harry keeps going after losing so many people. Every time he finds another piece of family or another person to guide him, they’re taken away.

And don’t even get me started on Fred. Fred dying was completely uncalled for in my opinion. Out of every death in the series, that’s one of the ones that still sticks with me. We spent seven books seeing Fred and George as a pair. They were never just Fred or just George…they were the twins.

I can’t even imagine how heartbreaking that chapter must have been for real-life twins reading it for the first time. To suddenly picture one half of a pair being gone forever is devastating. In a weird way, I wonder if that makes the story hit even harder because it reminds you that war doesn’t just take heroes or mentors. Sometimes it takes brothers, best friends, and half of someone’s world.

I think the HBO series has a chance to make all of these losses hurt even more if it gives these relationships the time they deserve. I don’t want to just watch these moments again, I want to feel like I’m there with Harry. I want to celebrate these relationships, get attached to these characters all over again, and then have my heart completely shattered when they’re gone.

I also really hope everyone involved in this project truly holds Harry Potter in their heart. The writers, producers, directors, editors, composers, and actors. This isn’t me saying anything bad about the movies because I absolutely love the films and always will. I just hope everyone making this series approaches it with genuine passion and pride for these characters and this story.

Because for a lot of us, Harry Potter wasn’t just a book series or a movie franchise. It felt like home.

Sorry this ended up being so long. I’m only halfway through HBP on my first reread since 2020, and revisiting these books is reminding me why I fell in love with this story in the first place.

Dobby will be a separate post when I get there… 🧦

u/bakedchipz0 — 3 days ago

I really can’t believe this is finally happening… pls pls PLEASE get it right…

I remember talking about a Warriors movie or TV show with friends when I was a kid, so it’s honestly wild that it’s taken this long to happen. The older I’ve gotten, the more I’m glad they didn’t rush it. Back then, a Warriors adaptation probably would’ve been written off as just another kids’ cartoon. Now animation is taken much more seriously, and studios have shown they can handle stories with huge casts, complex characters, and darker themes.

That said, they better get this right.

I don’t just want to see the events from the books. I want to feel them. I want the anxiety of watching Bluestar slowly lose herself and the frustration, confusion, and sadness that comes with it. I want the shock of seeing Cinderpaw lying injured on the Thunderpath and Fireheart realizes her future has changed forever. I want the betrayals to actually hurt because we’ve spent enough time with these characters to trust them first. I want the tension between the Clans to feel real, where every gathering feels like something could go wrong at any moment.

I want ThunderClan to feel like home. I want the camp, the apprentices’ den, the elders sharing stories, and the patrols through the forest to matter. One of the reasons the books worked so well for me as a kid was that the forest felt like a real place. It wasn’t just a backdrop for the plot. It felt alive. When something bad happened, it felt like it happened to a community you actually knew.

I also hope they aren’t afraid to slow down. Some of my favorite moments in Warriors aren’t battles at all. They’re conversations between mentor and apprentice, quiet scenes around the fresh-kill pile, or characters wrestling with impossible choices. Those moments are what made the deaths and betrayals hit so hard later on.

Most of all, I want people who have never touched the books to understand why Warriors has survived for so long. I want them to fall in love with these characters the same way so many of us did. I want them to cheer when Fireheart succeeds, feel uneasy when Tigerclaw is around, and be completely blindsided by some of the story’s biggest moments.

I’ve waited well over a decade for this. If they can make me feel even half of what I felt reading those books as a kid, it’ll be worth the wait. If they nail the emotion, the atmosphere, and the heart of the Clans, I genuinely think this could become something special.

I’m so scared they’re gonna mess this up, but I’ll keep my head up. I need to chillll
Literally so excited… and way too old to delve into it this much. So until we get a teaser this all I gotta say

u/bakedchipz0 — 14 days ago

HOTTAKE: That wasn’t IZZIE

Okay, don’t hate me for this theory. I saw a video that got my brain spinning and wanted to add my own twist to it, continuing the discussion here.

What if Alex’s ending wasn’t actually Izzie at all?

Hear me out.

Alex spent his entire life terrified of becoming like his mother. Schizophrenia and mental illness were a huge part of his childhood, and it’s something that followed him throughout the series.

Then after 16 seasons of growth, he suddenly abandons Jo, Meredith, his career, and everyone he loves because of a few letters and a life with Izzie and the twins?

I’ve never been able to make that fit with the Alex we knew.

My crazy theory is that Alex suffered a psychotic break and the woman he thought was Izzie was actually Rebecca (Ava).

Think about it. Rebecca was one of the most traumatic relationships of Alex’s life. She struggled with severe delusions, became obsessed with him, and left a lasting impact on him. Out of everyone in his past, she’s the person most connected to mental illness and distorted reality.

And here’s the part that always stuck with me: we never actually see Izzie’s face. That could definitely word with what’s cooking here.

Yes, we see the kids. Yes, we hear Alex explain everything. But we never see Izzie herself. What if that’s because Alex isn’t seeing reality clearly? What if Rebecca somehow re-entered his life and Alex’s mind turned her into the version of Izzie he always wanted?

Do I think this is what the writers intended? Absolutely not.

Do I think it opens the door for a future reboot or continuation of his character ? Kind of. Imagine finding out years later that nobody had actually spoken to Alex face-to-face and that the story everyone accepted wasn’t the whole truth.

I know this theory is completely out there, but honestly it explains Alex’s exit better in my head than him throwing away 16 seasons of character development with a letter.

Imagine Izzie walking into the hospital asking for Alex? Boom season finale

Please don’t roast me too hard, instead what could be a working theory to fix this plot

u/bakedchipz0 — 1 month ago

Back in District 12 again // SOTR

Started Sunrise on the Reaping today and I’ll probably finish it tomorrow. I literally stopped right as the Games started. It honestly feels like I’m back in District 12 again. Suzanne Collins is so good at making Panem feel lived in, especially with all the small details about the people, the tension around the reaping, and the way everybody already feels shaped by the Capitol before the Games even begin.

I was also surprised by how many returning characters there are. It somehow makes Panem feel smaller in a good way, like all these lives and stories are actually connected instead of each Games existing completely on its own. I really like the progression of the rebellion too. To me, it makes the story mean more than just another tribute getting thrown into an arena and dying. You can already feel the cracks forming underneath everything.

One thing that’s really interesting to me is that I keep picturing the actual movie actors while reading, and I think it’s because I watched the trailer first before starting the book. That almost never happens to me while reading. Even with the original The Hunger Games movies, I never really saw the actors while reading the books, but this one feels ridiculously cinematic in my head.

I’m also getting way too attached to Maysilee already and Lou Lou genuinely creeps me out every time she shows up.

That being said… when are we getting Beetee or Mags arena stories because I would read those immediately.

Give me a couple words/themes to look forward to without any major spoilers.

u/bakedchipz0 — 1 month ago

I miss my OG’s :’(

lol here’s some of my old friends I use to play with.. hope yall doing well 👀

The tiger guy used to be on a team I made (my first team) I just remember him being banned eventually, and I just never unadded him.

Phantom was one of my first members as well.

Thirsty puppies is a girl that I went to middle school with, she now has a kid. It’s just so crazy how the time flies.

u/bakedchipz0 — 1 month ago

Anyone remember their first Warriors Cats Memories?

I was in fourth grade (I’m 24 now 😭) and there was this girl in my class who was OBSESSED with these cat books. Like genuinely obsessed. She carried them everywhere and people used to make fun of her because “all she reads are cat books.” I’ve always kinda leaned toward the underdogs though, so I became friends with her. One day she convinced me to read the first arc and that basically changed my life LOL.

I remember being SO confused reading it the first time. When they talked about “twolegs” and “monsters” I legitimately thought there were actual monsters living in ShadowClan territory 😭 like little creepy wood creatures hiding in the forest. I don’t think I realized they were cars until near the end of the book. Same with queens. I remember thinking “why do these cats have queens and kings???” not realizing queens were pregnant cats 💀

What’s funny is these books weirdly changed me as a person too. I’m super spiritual now, and honestly I’ll die on this hill: warriors probably gave me my spiritual awakening LMFAO. Something about StarClan, medicine cats, signs from ancestors, walking alone at night thinking about life… it hit me HARD as a kid. I connected with the medicine cat side of things so deeply.

I also remember begging my parents for the books after I finished everything my library had from the first arc. They accidentally bought me Power of Three instead of the next arc, so I skipped ahead completely confused out of my mind 💀 But honestly? I fell in love with it anyway. I know a lot of people dislike Power of Three, but to me it’s hands-down one of the best arcs in the series. I DO remember originally thinking the powers were dumb as hell though 😭 over time it grew on me.

And forever my favorite character will be Hollyleaf. Followed by Cinderpelt and Yellowfang.

I’d genuinely love hearing everyone else’s first experiences getting into Warriors. What confused you the most at first? What arc got you hooked?

Major edit: I can’t believe I forgot to add this, but we had a fourth grade talent show, and me, and the girl did a warrior cats bit. Where I would ask her trivia questions about warrior cats and she would answer. And that was our talent. 😅😆

Also say hello to Dove (Yes I named her after Dovewing

u/bakedchipz0 — 2 months ago

Unwind by Neal Shusterman

I think the reason Unwind stuck with me more than most dystopian books is because the actual concept of unwinding is genuinely horrifying once you really sit and think about it. At first it almost sounds clinical or “clean.” The government and adults in the series keep repeating that the kids technically don’t die because “every part of them still lives on.” But that logic is EXACTLY what makes it terrifying. Society found a way to make murder sound humane through wording and legal loopholes.

What got under my skin was the psychological side of it. These kids grow up knowing that between certain ages, their parents can literally choose to have them unwound. Imagine living your teenage years knowing your existence is conditional and that adults around you might see your body as spare parts instead of you as a person. The fear in the series never really goes away because even normal conversations have this looming threat hanging over them.

And the actual unwinding process itself is one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever read. Not because it’s overly graphic, but because of how calm and systematic it is. The scene where the character is consciously unwound piece by piece genuinely made me stop reading for a second. The fact he stays aware while parts of his body are being taken apart made it feel less like a death scene and more like someone being erased in real time. It wasn’t written like shock horror either. It felt cold. Procedural. Efficient. Which somehow made it even worse.

What I also loved is how Neal Shusterman showed how normalized it became. There are advertisements, facilities, casual conversations about unwinding like it’s healthcare or public policy. That realism made the world feel believable because real societies do normalize awful things over time if enough people benefit from them or if the language around it becomes sanitized enough.

The series honestly made me think more about identity than almost any other dystopian series I’ve read. If every piece of you is still alive somewhere else, are you still alive? At what point does a person stop being a person? The books never stop asking those questions and that’s why the concept stuck in my brain long after I finished reading it.

Has anyone else here read this series? Because I swear I never see people talk about it enough, especially considering how insanely disturbing some of the ideas ar

u/bakedchipz0 — 2 months ago
▲ 79 r/AmongUs

Rose didn’t deserve this

Justice for our sweet rose

I swear ever since Rose Theory started people have been treating the color rose like it committed some horrible crime against humanity 😭 I never even used rose much before all of this either but after hearing everyone complain about it nonstop I started picking it almost every game and honestly it became one of my favorites super fast

Rose just has good energy to it. It stands out in lobbies without looking sweaty or tryhard and it somehow always makes the lobby feel more alive. Everybody always fights over black white or red but rose has personality to it. The cosmetics look weirdly good with it too especially the dumb little hats and pets. I have genuinely had some of the funniest games while playing rose

What gets me is how people started acting like rose players are automatically dumb because of one streamer trend 😭 like come on bro its literally just a color. Half the people hating on it probably never even used it before. It feels like people just saw everyone else clowning on rose and joined in because its the easy joke now

At this point rose has become iconic and im tired of pretending it’s not. Let our sweet rose live in peace

u/bakedchipz0 — 2 months ago

I hope they don’t look like bro and sis again

My very first memory of Harry Potter was a scene of Harry and moaning Myrtle together. (I had no idea who moaning Myrtle was until I read the books ) I was probably seven, so I knew nothing about the movies either. I just distinctly remember being like oh he has a sister. And that memory has always stuck with me until I actually started reading the books 7 years later…. And was confused when Harry didn’t have a sister…..

I also never ever see anything about them looking alike…. Am I the only one 😂

I’m 24 now and weirdly think about this to this day…

u/bakedchipz0 — 2 months ago

Planktons

I’m new to the game, just wanted to share and mourn my twin brother. Fun fact another plankton joined so there was three lol

So far, sheriff is the best. What’s your favorite role

u/bakedchipz0 — 2 months ago
▲ 160 r/ask

Why is it I can gift anything and everything and it makes my roommate pay money. Anyone want a gift?

Edit: I’ve gifted over a hundred comments…. My finger hurt

reddit.com
u/bakedchipz0 — 2 months ago

I put on a random episode and this in particular made me crack tf up and had to make a post 😂

I was not expecting to see actual hand marks

😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

I hope you get the emoji reference

u/bakedchipz0 — 2 months ago