I have Schrödinger's broken nose and I'm adrift
I was in the club until last week, aged 41, until I faceplanted in the car park while running to catch my parents before they drove off. Didn't think I'd broken a bone, but when the swelling went down, the side of my nose started crackling when touched. ENT says it's 'probably' broken but as it's straight and not deformed in any way, they're not doing an x-ray.
I'm so disappointed to be unable to claim neverbrokeabone, but not be verified beyond doubt. :(