u/crystal_beachhouse

Last night I was a little drunk, sobering up before bed, and I was like what the hell, lemme jump into a quick game of Hell Let Loose.

I've only played four or five matches in my life at this point. A Utah Beach game only had 20 minutes left and I figured I'd try out medic. Two hours later, it's 3 a.m., the game is over and I check my stats and see 50 revives. I thought that was pretty good. But I looked up a video to learn more about the role and they built up this incredibly grueling, terrifying feat that turns out to be the thing I literally just did. I immediately looked it up and only 0.1% of players have done this?

I promise this isnt a humblebrag, I'm just legitimately wondering if this is actually more common than it seems or if I got absurdly lucky with the perfect game and beginner's luck. Like I was sweating that whole game to pick people up but it still feels like stolen valor somehow lol.

Does anyone know the best (or the worst) trading card game shop communities in SLC? I had a couple bad experiences a few years ago (not locally) and so now im nervous to go in blind. Specifically looking for a shop that's welcoming and accepting and you generally wouldnt feel uncomfortable in as a woman. I'm sure they're all mostly fine but you never know!

(I'm being judgmental but you dont easily forget spending an evening getting insulted for being bad at card games by (i promise im not exaggerating) a series of the worst smelling men youve ever met ;_;)

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA (AP) -- Bitter and insecure trans women are celebrating across the state today as reports leaked showing that Jessie Cramble, 29, had not gotten any hotter following her facial feminization surgery.

"I was so worried there would be another girl at my local meetups to make me feel like shit about myself," Mina, 26, said while celebrating outside the courthouse. "We can breathe easy again."

Cramble, a local fixture of the trans fem scene, has long been known as an ugly ass brick who is ngmi. In the wake of news of her impending surgery, many of the more spiteful and self-hating women in the region began to worry that would soon no longer be the case.

"Jessie was always my favorite to look at during events and meetups because, as bad as I felt about myself, I knew I wasnt as much of a trainwreck as that bitch," Layla Pedersen, 31, said.

Notably, the celebrants were largely women who spent little time outside and had relatively few connections in the community. When contacted, several of the more popular trans women in town said they did not recognize any of the girls photographed at various "Crambleparties," as they've become known.

One woman at the courthouse celebration refused to identify herself but marched around the lawn with a megaphone for hours chanting.

"She may look more like a woman than me now, but, god, I would not trade places with her."

When contacted for comment Cramble said she was happy with her results.

I've always wanted to get into Deadlock but filling with randoms can be exhausting. I've searched for Discords and found Queerlock but tbh the average age there seemed to be 17-22 (which is fine!!!) so I figured I'd put that on the backburner in case anything better was out there. Though I'd take basically anything at this point as long as it had adults regularly playing who aren't morally evil lol. I'd make something myself but obviously that'd be a lot rougher going. Please help if able, I wanna play this game so bad!!

hey transgenders are any of you in the st. paul minnesota area i would love to take u 2 dinner and treat u like a princess or a prince or a themcess i can pay for an entree and as many drinks as you want (no apps im using a coupon) and then you can come back to my apartment and blow me while I try to finger you i will kiss u romantically under the stars and then we can go back to my apartment and you can blow me. any takers pls dm immediately my ex wife is suing for my car we dont have much time

hello dear redditors!! I have stepped in my le time machine and traveled to the future to find out what us trans will be posting hilarious jokes and satire about. BEHOLD the awesome and terrifying landscape of the world to come, boiled down into one post:

**TGCJ title about some issue or opinion about trans people somewhere, rendered humorously and wittily**

*one sentence of a bad opinion offered as requisite satire*

*unjerk/ six paragraphs of opinion or personal information*

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