▲ 49 r/LAFC

DALE DALE BLACK AND GOLD HYYYPPPEEEEE

YOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK AND GLISTENING GOLDEN FAM!!! MY DUDES, DUDETTES, AND DUDEXS!!!

IT'S ANOTHER STUPENDOUSLY BEAUTIFUL MLS

GAAAAAMEEE DAAAYYYY

HERE IN THE CITY OF ANGLES, NUESTRO BARRIO ANGELENO, OUR CITY, OUR HOME, OUR FORTRESS OF

HYYYPPPEEEEE!!!

TONIGHT THE SAD SACKS OF SAN DIEGO COME TO TOWN, WHICH ISN'T A VERY LONG TRIP FOR THEM, BUT IT STILL SEEMS LIKE A LONG WAY FOR A SAINT TO TRAVEL JUST TO GET MARTYRED!!!

LET'S REMIND LAST YEAR'S DARLINGS THAT OUR FRANCHISE IS THE ONLY ONE WHICH NEVER CRASHED DOWN THE STANDINGS FOR A VERY GOOD REASON, AND SEND THEM ON THEIR WAY TOWARDS WOODEN SPOON INFAMY!!!

SHARE YOUR HYPEDNESS WITH THE BLACK AND HOLD FAM BELOW!!!! VAMMOOOSSSS!!!!!

HYPEMAN OUT

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u/cuthman99 — 5 days ago
▲ 36 r/LAFC

SATURDAY NIGHT HYYYPPPEEEEE LET'S GOOOOO

YOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK AND GLISTENING GOLDEN FAM!!! MY DUDES, DUDETTES, AND DUDEXS!!!

IT'S ANOTHER LEAGUES CUP

GAAAAAMMMEEE DAAAYYYY

AND IT'S TIME TO GET HYYYPPPEEEEEDDD SO HARD, EVEN THE THIN AIR OF TOLUCA FEELS THICK WITH THE RAW POWER OF YOUR BELIEF!!! VAMOS A GANAR ESTA NOCHE!!! WE ARE THE ONCE AND FUTURE CAMPEONES DEL MUNDO, AND YOUR UNSHAKEABLE LOVE OF THE BLACK AND GOLD WILL NOT BE DENIED!!!

SHOUT YOUR HYPE TO THE WHOLE WORLD IN THE COMMENTS!

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

HYPEMAN OUT

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u/cuthman99 — 12 days ago
▲ 57 r/LAFC

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE HYYYPPPEEEEE

YOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK AND GLISTENING GOLDEN FAM!!! MY DUDES, DUDETTES, AND DUDEXS!!!

IT'S MORNING! IT'S MORNING! WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FRESHLY BREWED POT OF GAME DAY

HYYYPPPEEEEE!!!

OUR ONCE AND FUTURE CAMPEONES DEL MUNDO ARE ON THE ROAD TODAY, WHICH OF COURSE ONLY MEANS THAT WE GOTTA HYPE SO LOUD THEY FEEL IT IN CANADA!!!!

LET'S BEAT THE CAPS!!! BUT ALSO, FUCK THE OWNERSHIP VULTURES, LET'S LET EM KNOW WE WANT TO SAVE THE CAPS, TOO!!! YOU KNOW, BEAT THE TEAM, BUT SAVE THE FRANCHISE OR WHAT HAVE YOU!!!

VAAAAMMMOOOSSSSSS!!!

HYPEMAN OUT

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u/cuthman99 — 19 days ago
▲ 49 r/LAFC

HOME AGAIN, HYPE AGAIN, HERE WE GOOOOOOO

YOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK AND GLISTENING GOLDEN FAM!!! MY DUDES, DUDETTES, AND DUDEXS!!!

HOLY CRAP, IT'S ANOTHER AMAZING MLS REGULAR SEASON

GAAAAAMMMEEE DAAAYYYY

AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS: IT'S TIME TO GET HYYYPPPEEEEEDDD, HOMEYS!!!

TONIGHT THE TEAM THAT STRETCHES THE DEFINITION OF "SPORTING" TO ITS OUTER THEORETICAL LIMITS COMES TO TOWN!!! CAN THEY INDEED BE CALLED 'SPORTING' IF THE NEVER ACTUALLY APPEAR TO PLAY AT ALL? DOES THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE HISTORICALLY PLAYED SOCCER JUSTIFY CONTINUING TO REFER TO THEM AS SPORTING??? (THAT'S RIGHT, SEMIOTICS AND SEMANTICS TRASH TALK ON A SATURDAY MORNING. HYPEMAN HAS LAYERS.*) TOUGH TO SAY, ALL HYPEMAN REALLY KNOWS IS IT'S TIME TO CRUSH THEM!!!!

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!! GET YOUR HYPE ON, MY FRIENDS!!!

HYPEMAN OUT

* ...NOT REALLY, THO

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u/cuthman99 — 26 days ago
▲ 77 r/LAFC

RAISE YOUR HYPE BANNER HIGH, IT'S GAAAAAMMMEEE DAAAYYYY!!!!

YOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK AND GLISTENING GOLDEN FAM!!! MY DUDES, DUDETTES, AND DUDEXS!!!

IT'S ANOTHER AMAZING MLS REGULAR SEASON GAME DAY, AND THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER 100% AI-FREE, ALL-NATURAL, SHITTY-PHOTOSHOP-POWERED HYPE POST!!! GET IN HERE AND HELP MAKE SURE OUR SHOULDER TO SHOULDER FAMILIA ARE READY TO CRUSH FAKE OCEAN FC TONIGHT!!!

¡¡¡VAMMOOOSSSS!!!!

GET GEARED UP, WARM UP THOSE VOCAL CORDS, STRETCH THOSE CALF MUSCLES AND LET'S

¡¡¡JUMP FOR LA FOOTBALL CLUB! OLE! OLE!!!

HYPEMAN OUT

u/cuthman99 — 29 days ago
▲ 108 r/LAFC

THANK GOD IT'S FINALLY GAAAAAMMMEEE DAAAYYYY HYPE!!!

YOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK AND GLISTENING GOLDEN FAM!!!! MY DUDES, DUDETTES, AND DUDEXS!!!

OH MY GOD, HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?!?? WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?!??? HOW COME EVERYONE JUST STOPPED PLAYING SOCCER COMPLETELY FOR SO LONG??? WHAT HAS EVERYONE BEEN DOING, HOW COME NOBODY HAS BEEN GETTING HYYYPPPEEEEEDDD????

YOU KNOW WHAT, DOESN'T MATTER-- BECAUSE IT'S FINALLY

GAAAAAMMMEEEE DAAAYYYY!!!

AND NOT JUST ANY GAME DAY, BUT ANOTHER CHANCE TO HUMILIATE OUR HATED RIVALS! YOU KNOW, THE ONES FROM THAT IKEA YOU DROVE TO ONCE TO GET FURNITURE FOR YOUR FIRST PLACE, AND SWORE NEVER TO GO BACK TO, BUT SOMEHOW KEEP ENDING UP IN AGAIN... THE CARSON GALAXY!!!!

SO DUST OFF YOUR EXTRA SPECIAL GAME DAY GEAR, DO YOUR VOICE WARM-UPS-- YOUR VOCAL CHORDS ARE IMPORTANT, KIDS, TAKE CARE OF THEM-- AND GET YOURSELF HYPPPPEEEDDD TO SING, YELL, AND

¡¡¡JUMP FOR LA FOOTBALL CLUB!!! OLE! OLE!!!

BE SAFE, BE LOUD, HAVE FUN, AND SHARE YOUR HYPEITUDE WITH THE SHOULDER TO SHOULDER FAM RIGHT HERE WHILE WE COUNT DOWN TO TONIGHT!!! VAAAAMMMOOOSSSSSS!!!!

HYPEMAN OUT

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u/cuthman99 — 1 month ago

Is there a 'standard' way to fasten off when making amigurumi parts?

Hey all! Enjoying the No-Sew Mini Amigurumi pattern book by Genna Tatu so far, but I have one issue as a beginner. It does a great job of explaining everything except one bit: it tells me to fasten off parts without specifying how to fasten off. And a lot of times I'm fastening off a piece that I'll be crocheting into the body, etc., so it feels like this matters.

I know how to do the invisible fasten-off from Woobles tutorials, and I know how to do the slip stitch knot fasten off, and neither one feels like they work quite right. So, is there a 'standard' technique for fastening off in amigurumi which I should assume the author means for me to use (unless otherwise specified)?

Thanks in advance!!!

u/cuthman99 — 2 months ago

Yarn education needed: a slightly softer but not crazily difficult yarn for amigurumi?

Hey all! This is my fifth crochet project, a no sew mini amigurumi guinea pig from a pattern book by Genna Tatu. Used a 3.5 mm hook.

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I have a long way to go, but I'm getting better.

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My question for y'all is advice about yarn. So far I've only used yarn which all came in a big basket of beginner crochet stuff put together for a charity auction. The yarn is all Sekafris cotton blend crochet yarn for beginners, medium weight, which has been super great to learn with. Easy to use, etc. The other yarn included in the basket was a "velvet" yarn that I have tried and found pretty much impossible. It's super soft, but I can't even begin to distinguish one stitch from another. I don't know how anyone does it at all; maybe one day I'll be able to hack it, but definitely not yet.

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Question for you all: do you have any yarns to recommend which are somewhat softer and more likely to fill out small gaps better, and make nice little stuffed creatures... but not be quite so dramatically more difficult? I know it wouldn't be as easy to work with as this super beginner friendly stuff, but perhaps there's a degree of difficulty somewhere between this kind of yarn and "wait, there are stitches in this" yarn?

u/cuthman99 — 2 months ago

Urgent orthodontia for my child: is this a red flag?

Hello all,

I'm an adoptive parent to a kiddo, 8, who experienced prenatal alcohol and substance exposure that resulted in (amongst other issues) microcephaly. We've known he'd require orthodontics more as a medical than cosmetic problem for a long time, and were prepared. We took him for evaluation by the same orthodontist his older sibling has been using; we've had no complaints up to now.

About two months ago they did a full assessment, took lots of images, etc. Proposed a treatment course that started with palate expanders and eventually moved into braces. Fine. Paid up. Set a first appointment in July. Weren't aware of any particular rush.

Saw a dentist late last week. Kid mentioned very mild tooth pain in his front teeth, which are adult teeth. Dentist was quite concerned and asked when the orthodontist appointment was. Said something to the effect of 'I'm going to call them and see if they can't start him much sooner.' Dentist and ortho apparently took a couple of days to connect.

Suddenly we have an appointment for tomorrow morning, and the plan is to put braces on the top teeth right away, tomorrow. It really shouldn't wait, we're told. Very different than the initial consultation.

The thing is, I have no idea if this is a red flag, a good catch, or what. If they did the evaluation/work up and took all these images, and proposed a plan, should they have realized there was an urgent problem that needed correction quickly? Or maybe they couldn't have known anything because my kid didn't have any complaints? Is this a good catch by the dentist and we're actually looking at really responsible providers coordinating care, or should I be looking for another orthodontist ASAP? It's really frustrating and stressful knowing that I'm too uninformed to really have a way of telling.

Any thoughts?

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u/cuthman99 — 2 months ago

Gaps too big: tension wrong? Yarn wrong? Hook wrong? Etc

Hi helpful people! I'm working on my third ever project. I decided to attempt an axolotl off a beginner-friendly pattern that had good reviews on ravelry. I've struggled with this yarn. I've frogged it three times now.

I'm just concerned about these gaps between stitches, given that I'm going to stuff it. I have switched to a 4.0mm hook (started with a 5.0) and I'm really trying to focus on less tension, because in my first two projects I was definitely too tight.

Am I overthinking all this, and maybe the gaps are actually going to be fine? Is it the wrong size hook? Too little tension now? Is this kind of yarn just difficult, or won't work for this kind of project?

Any suggestions welcome. I'm so new at this I can't even tell what it is I should be asking, really.

u/cuthman99 — 3 months ago
▲ 44 r/TheWooblesCollective+1 crossposts

Project #2: Hello Kitty Wooble; finished, questions for next time

Hi all!!!

Thank you to this community for being awesomely positive. Here is my second ever project, a Woobles Hello Kitty. Yes, I'm proud of it, in the sense that overall I think it's cute enough that I'm comfortable giving it to a kid who is a Hello Kitty fan, and I got through it much more easily than my first project. It's good for what I'd expect of myself, still being very new to all of this. But I'm definitely always interested in constructive feedback. A few questions:

  1. I can see some obvious points where I messed up a stitch, etc. But more generally, when a veteran crocheter looks at this, what are the giveaways that this is a newbie project? What kinds of things do you see that I'm just not even aware of yet?

  2. Stitch markers! Huge part of my life right now, lol. But the ones I have are all a very fiddly, annoying plastic, one of which actually just snapped on me. Are there higher quality ones, and are they in any way worth it?

  3. Does a 'tension ring' do anything to help improve consistency in tension levels, or does it just make things more comfortable?

  4. Is it helpful for learning purposes to do the same pattern twice in a row, or do you think it's more instructive just to keep trying new patterns, to learn new stitches, etc? So far I've got single, increase, slip stitch, invisible decrease, and double crochet (though the last one I still need a reference.)

Thank you all!!!

u/cuthman99 — 3 months ago

My first ever crochet project, Purr-mutation 03848, tentatively named Derpy Demon Cat

Hi all,

Shared my first ever crochet project-- actually, my first crafty project of any kind, ever (since failing wood shop in junior high, at least)-- yesterday on the main crochet sub. Someone mentioned this group and suggested it might be appreciated here.

I always knew my first project would be full of mistakes (that's a given, I'm okay with it) and kind of... well, derpy. And derpy it is. For one thing, as someone gently noted, it's inside-out (the instructional videos really did make a point of explaining and emphasizing right side vs inside-out; I just struggle to see it yet. I'll learn.)

But the colors. The outfit. They're... really something. It's possible that, having frogged this creature completely once, and partially a few other times, I grew to feel 'some kinda way' about it. But I'll just say that I don't think this color scheme is especially common, in nature or anywhere else, and there may be reasons for that?

I've dubbed it Derpy Demon Cat. Some people seem to find it to be a friendly, vaguely charming demon, it seems. If you're one such person, thank you, but also: be careful. That's how they get you.

u/cuthman99 — 3 months ago
▲ 55 r/crochet

Almost marked this Not Safe just to blur the image, but here it is, my first ever crochet project: I shall call it "Derpy Demon Cat"

Well... it's done. My first ever crochet project, with gratitude and apologies to anyone who helped me over at the crochet help subreddit (and now possibly regrets doing so.)

To be clear, this was a Woobles beginner kit called a Purr-mutation, and the gimmick was that each would be unique. (This one is 03848.) I got the kit as part of a "learn to crochet" basket at a charity auction. I picked up the kit with no idea what it would look like as a finished design. Neat idea, I guess, but to paraphrase a certain fictional character... the scientists at their labs spent so much time figuring out if they could do this, they didn't stop to ask whether they should. Some combinations aren't meant to survive to project completion!

It was always going to look derpy and be riddled with mistakes; that's a given. The color combinations, though: that demonic strangeness was not my doing. I'm still kinda proud of it, despite also suspecting I should throw it into the fire... you know, just in case this is the start of a horror movie. Derpy Demon Cat will have his vengeance on its creators!!!

u/cuthman99 — 3 months ago
▲ 49 r/LAFC

SINK THE SOUNDERS HYPEEEEE

YOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK AND GLISTENING GOLDEN FAM!!! MY DUDES, DUDETTES, AND DUDEXS!!!

IT'S THE FIFTEENTH MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER

GAAAAAMMMEEE DAAAYYYY

AND IT'S TIME TO GET

HYYYPPPEEEEEDDD

TO DROWN THE SEATTLE SOUNDERS IN A FLOOD OF GOALS, AND OF BLACK AND GOLDEN JOY!!! TRUE O.G.S OF HYPEITUDE HAVE THE HEART OF A FEARLESS FALCON, AND THE MEMORY OF A BRAIN-DAMAGED CHICKEN. THEY NEVER WORRIED ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED 'LAST TIME'-- WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? HYPEMAN HEARS ABOUT SUCH THINGS BUT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND, BECAUSE THE ONLY THING HYPEMAN EVER NEEDS TO KNOW IS WHEN IT'S TIME TO

JUMP FOR LA FOOTBALL CLUB!!! OLE! OLE!!!

LET'S GET HYPED, LET'S STAY TRUE, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!

HYPEMAN OUT

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u/cuthman99 — 3 months ago

Failed to place my stitch marker, can any expert eyes tell where...

Hi y'all, this community was AMAZING in helping me once already (I didn't know about frogging...)

This first-ever project was going well after one full and one partial frogging, until... I failed to replace my stitch marker when starting round 16. The pattern for round 16 is single crochet, decrease stitch x 8. Can anyone tell and, even better, maybe draw onto my picture here which stitch was my first decrease stitch? Then I could know that the stitch to the right of that one was my first single stitch, and therefore, where I started. (I think?)

Worst comes to absolute worst, I could frog the whole damn thing, but I'd hate to now. These shades of pink (not chosen by me, just a beginners Woobles kit that was given to me) are starting to be a little much to look at...

u/cuthman99 — 3 months ago
▲ 40 r/LAFC

ARE YOU A TRUE OG OF HYPEITUDE? TAKE THIS QUIZ TO FIND OUT

YOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK AND GLISTENING GOLDEN FAM!!! MY DUDES, DUDETTES, AND DUDEXS!!!

IT'S ANOTHER MLS

GAAAAAMMMEEE DAAAYYYY!!!

AND THAT MEANS IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN TO GET HYYYPPPEEEEEDDD!!!

BUT HYPEMAN, SOME OF YOU ARE ASKING, HOW DO I KNOW IF I AM A TRUE OG OF THE HYPEITUDE? FAM, THAT'S EASY, JUST TAKE THIS QUICK QUIZ:

DO YOU:

  1. LOVE AND REP THE BLACK AND GOLD, THE ONCE AND FUTURE CAMPEONES DEL MUNDO, LA FOOTBALL CLUB, EN LAS BUENAS Y LAS MALAS, NO MATTER WHAT???

OR

  1. GET REAL UNHYPED AND SAD AND WHATNOT?

IF YOU GOT #1, CONGRATULATIONS!!!, YOU ARE A TRUE O.G. OF HYPEITUDE AND THE SPIRIT OF HYYYPPPEEEEE WILL SURELY BRING YOU GREAT BLESSINGS!!!

IF YOU GOT #2, DON'T WORRY!!! THERE'S ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS TIME TO GET HYYYPPPEEEEEDDD!!! TRY THIS: JUMP FOR LA FOOTBALL CLUB WHILE SINGING TEN TIMES IN A ROW!!! SURELY THAT WILL GET ANYONE HYPED!!!

TELL EVERYONE ABOUT WHAT BEING HYPPPPEEEDDD MEANS TO YOU!!! AND THEN LET'S HELP OUR TEAM BEAT NASHVILLE!!!!

VAAAMMOOOOSSSSSS!!!

HYPEMAN OUT

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u/cuthman99 — 3 months ago

Very, very new: can I just undo something almost completely and start over?

Hey all! I'm brand new-- very, very new. I've taken one lesson total. I'm working on a Woobles kit and learning the hard way that stitching is one thing... keeping count is another.

Somewhere along the way the errors I've made now mean my count is off (I should have 28 v, instead I have 30... if I'm even counting correctly.)

This is not a project where I'm worried about the result, I'm just trying to learn and it'll turn out terrible, etc.

Question is: can I just pull all of this out, all the way back to the magic circle, and start over? Or will the yarn be messed up from this first attempt?

u/cuthman99 — 3 months ago
▲ 58 r/LAFC

YOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK AND GLISTENING GOLDEN FAM!!! MY DUDES, DUDETTES, AND DUDEXS!!!

IT'S ANOTHER INCREDIBLE CCC

GAAAAAMMMEEE DAAAYYYY

AND IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO GET YOURSELF

HYYYPPPEEEEEDDD!!!!!

OUR BELOVED ONCE AND FUTURE CAMPEONES DEL MUNDO HAVE A REALLY TOUGH TASK AHEAD OF THEM TONIGHT!!! AWAY AT HIGH ALTITUDE AGAINST TOLUCA!!! (MORE LIKE TOL PUKE A, RIGHT? SEE WHAT HYPEMAN DID THERE? EH? WOKKA WOKKA HYPE!)

BUT ALL THE TRUE O.G.s OF HYPE KNOW, THEY ALWAYS REMEMBER, THAT THERE IS NO ENVIRONMENT MORE OXYGEN-RICH THAN THE ONE WHICH SURROUNDS THE BLACK AND GOLD WHEN THE FAITHFUL STAY HYYYPPPEEEEEDDD!!! HYPEITUDE BEATS ALTITUDE, ALL DAY, EVERY DAY!!! SO GEAR UP, GET READY TO YELL, FAM! WE GONNA SOAR OVER THESE PESKY LITTLE DIABLOS ON OUR WAY TO GLORY!!!

¡¡¡DALE DALE DALE BLACK AND GOLD!!!

HYPEMAN OUT

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u/cuthman99 — 4 months ago