Image 1 — FILTER IS LIFE for Grandma Hurt 😂
Image 2 — FILTER IS LIFE for Grandma Hurt 😂
Image 3 — FILTER IS LIFE for Grandma Hurt 😂
Image 4 — FILTER IS LIFE for Grandma Hurt 😂
Image 5 — FILTER IS LIFE for Grandma Hurt 😂

FILTER IS LIFE for Grandma Hurt 😂

Lol all of her photos and videos are extremely filtered. Even the hair strands on her upper face were filtered out. 😂

You can filter and airbrush away your wrinkles and physical imperfections, but you can’t ever filter away your misery!

u/danceydoodles — 1 day ago

Picture this: You’re embroiled in a corruption and plunder scandal in a third world country where your husband is a senator, yet you’re out shopping in Paris wearing a gown. How out of touch, insensitive, and callous can Heart Evangelista be?

Heart is definitely rage-baiting, but it’s astonishingly tone-deaf for someone who is currently embroiled in a corruption and plunder scandal. She clearly doesn’t care that the country her corrupt senator husband serves is plagued by widespread poverty. It’s always about HER, HER, HER, and HER.

u/danceydoodles — 4 days ago

How sick in the head could Heart Evangelista be? Imagine faking an illness and getting herself hospitalized so she could find an excuse to live lavishly again? Then going on a Chanel Maxxing spree as a form of rage bait for more engagement? 🙄

It's really disgusting how Heart had to fake an illness and stage a hospitalization just so she could live lavishly again and gain sympathy from people.

Heart also wants to prove how unbothered she is, so she thinks her Chanel Maxxing (using ill-gotten money possibly) is effective rage bait.
She wants to show her delusional fans that she can do Chanel Maxxing better than her peers. What she doesn't realize is that it only makes her look foolish and extremely bothered in the process. 🙄

u/danceydoodles — 5 days ago

Throwback: Heart Evangelista's swim fit in 2021 that cost nearly P9 Million 🐊

Did she ever thank Filipino taxpayers for this swim fit?

As per the article:

"The fashionista styled her electric blue Hermès bikini with an abundance of jewelry from Cartier, which cranked up the total estimated value of her OOTD to a jaw-dropping P8,720,290."

Breakdown of the swim fit in the article:

https://www.preview.ph/fashion/heart-evangelista-balesin-swimsuit-ootd-costs-P9-million-a00338-20211012?\_\_cf\_chl\_f\_tk=0KLUvzt1XgrHTz80upW5fg4x5Sm6i0FfOalyojO1SYI-1782869667-1.0.1.1-q8WN5ZzemlnPF9Fg1rEtvtglRsX\_0hsiOOa4dShCPGA

u/danceydoodles — 7 days ago

#AlwaysInTheShadowOfAnne: Heart Evangelista bought the same Chanel bag that Anne Curtis has and flaunted it shortly after being rushed to the hospital 🤭

In yet another episode of #AlwaysInTheShadowOfAnne, Heart made sure to get the same Chanel bag from the Métiers d’Art 2026 collection that Anne has!

With Anne, you can say she truly worked hard to earn that Chanel bag… she deserves it!

With Heart though… did she really work hard to get this bag? Or is it fair to wonder whether it was funded by Filipino taxpayers?

#AnneMadeMeDoIt

#TheAnneEffect

#InfluencedByAnneCurtis

#AlwaysInTheShadowOfAnne

u/danceydoodles — 7 days ago

Kylie Verzosa, Pia Wurtzbach, Michelle Dee, and more relevant influencers at a Gucci Event in Manila ✨

BOOKED AND BUSY INFLUENCERS ONLY! ✨

u/danceydoodles — 10 days ago

More like: Is HEART EVANGELISTA using prominent LGBTQ figures for her DAMAGE CONTROL antics?!

Lol puhlease, HEART DOES NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS! The people she calls her friends are on her payroll.

This is so obvious - she’s using prominent LGBTQ figures for her own gain once again. 🙄HELLO, DAMAGE CONTROL!

u/danceydoodles — 11 days ago

When botox, fillers, invasive procedures are not working anymore… Heart Evangelista, you can’t do anything about your botched face! 🤡

Even Instagram’s Paris filter isn’t doing any miracles for Heart anymore (like in this photo) that’s why her team is heavily relying on Facetune to airbrush her other photos 😂

u/danceydoodles — 25 days ago

Try Harder Bagoong Warriors! What Heart was wearing in 2009 were not SLEEPING BEAUTY turquoise stones 😂

Bagoong Warriors, you obviously know nothing about gemstones. 😂 But then again, that’s hardly surprising because you are all idiots. 😂

What Heart was wearing in 2009 were clearly NOT SLEEPING BEAUTY turquoise stones.

Better luck next time tho. All you’ve managed to do is make your cult and your idol look even more stupid! 😂

u/danceydoodles — 26 days ago

Philippines’ OG Sleeping Beauty Turquoise trendsetter, Anne Curtis, hard at work in Shanghai! No traces of corruption and plunder here… 🩵

This is what it looks like when someone works hard and earns every material thing they have in life the right way. No questions about where the money came from… No traces of corruption... No plunder. Just success built through hard work and integrity. Anne Curtis, the one and only! 🩵

u/danceydoodles — 26 days ago

Anne Curtis on the cover of L’Officiel Philippines OCTOBER 2025 ISSUE wearing an exquisite turquoise piece by Tiffany & Co. So yes, ANNE STARTED THE SLEEPING BEAUTY TURQUOISE TREND in the Philippines! 🩵

Sorry to disappoint Heart Evangelista and her delusional fans, but Anne Curtis actually started the sleeping beauty turquoise trend in the Philippines. Anne did it first and Heart simply followed suit!

Anne’s necklace is from Tiffany & Co - which explains why the design is exquisite, timeless, and unmistakably luxurious. It doesn’t look like something sourced from DIVISORIA and “designed” by a corrupt woman desperately trying to sell the image of being old money. 😉

u/danceydoodles — 28 days ago

“When will it be Heart’s turn?” I can already hear the delulu cult members asking… 😆

Marie-Laure Céréde was just tapped by Chanel to lead their fine and high jewelry division.

I’m sure many of Heart’s delusional cult members believe their plunderous idol is capable of becoming the creative director of a major high jewelry house someday. 😂

Perhaps Heart should go back to school and earn a degree in jewelry design or gemology before she presents herself as some kind of authority in the field. And not just summer classes or online courses, I’m talking about AN ACTUAL DEGREE! Heart looks stupid whenever she talks about precious stones!!

Leading or having your own jewelry house takes far more than a passion for luxury pieces… it requires years of education, technical expertise, industry experience, and a deep understanding of design, craftsmanship, and gemstones. Owning expensive jewelry and attending fashion shows (why thank you Filipino taxpayers!) is not the same as having the credentials to lead a world-class jewelry house. Periodt!

u/danceydoodles — 29 days ago

Bvlgari Brand Ambassador and Global Icon Pia Wurtzbach Jauncey was featured on Bvlgari’s Instagram page yet again! 👑

Just like Dua Lipa, Pia continues to be recognized by BVLGARI!

Can’t help but wonder: after purchasing countless high jewelry pieces (thanks Filipino taxpayers!!!) in an effort to get their attention and be given a Brand Ambassador title, when will Heart finally receive the same recognition from the luxury jewelry she’s been trying so hard to win over? When will she be acknowledged? 😆

u/danceydoodles — 30 days ago

This is what being a REAL GLOBAL FASHION ICON looks like! Recognized and sought after by the world’s biggest brands!

Please take notes, bagoong kulto warriors and use the title wisely because HEART EVANGELISTA IS NOT A GLOBAL FASHION ICON.

Heart has spent hundreds of millions of pesos (where did she get the money from? Filipino taxpayers?) on Bvlgari high jewelry pieces and custom Schiaparelli couture, yet all her efforts have gone unnoticed. Schiaparelli and Daniel Roseberry have never acknowledged Heart, while Bvlgari chose her rivals as their Philippine brand ambassadors.

If you’re a real global fashion icon, the brands will chase you (just like Dua Lipa) and not the other way around!

u/danceydoodles — 1 month ago

Fire Island - need help with LIRR/Sayville Ferry Commute

Hi,

It will be my first time commuting to Fire Island and need help with my LIRR and Sayville Ferry commutes.

Do I just take the LIRR Montouk route at Penn Station and get off at Sayville Station? Do I need to get off Jamaica Station for a transfer?

Also, should I get the LIRR and Sayville Ferry tickets in advance or should I just purchase them the day of my departure?

Would appreciate any tips for my commute! Thank you!

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u/danceydoodles — 1 month ago

Heart Evangelista almost looks like Lyn May 😱

just a few more procedures and heart is going to be a carbon copy of lyn may! 😱😂

u/danceydoodles — 2 months ago

why do heart evangelista’s fans hate anne curtis, marian rivera, and pia wurtzbach so much? why does everything have to be a competition for them?

i know heart’s fans hate pia because of the alleged “stolen contacts” issue, but really? that’s it? why do they act as if pia killed somebody? honestly, what pia allegedly did seems minor compared to the corruption allegations surrounding heart, right?

also, why don’t they like marian rivera and anne curtis? i’m gen z, so i’m not really familiar with the backstory lol.

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u/danceydoodles — 2 months ago

Real Talk: THIS RING DESIGNED BY HEART IS UGLY AF! Honestly, all of her jewelry designs look tacky and poorly designed!

Lololol WTF?! She has the audacity to show off her ugly ass jewelry creations huh? At the very least, take a jewelry design summer course before parading your ugly creations around as if they are masterpieces!

And btw, who bought this ugly ring?! I betcha it’s some random nouveau riche idiot! Well whoever you are, I genuinely feel sorry for your poor taste in jewelry 😂

u/danceydoodles — 2 months ago

Heart is filming a teleserye again?! Did Chiz stop funding her lavish lifestyle? Is she not getting enough allowance from Filipino taxpayers anymore? 😢

If I remember correctly, she once said that she was never going to do teleseryes again after her Sorsogon teleserye wrapped up because she wanted to focus on her “influencer career” and that she was satisfied doing a show like Heart World.

So… what hafen, Vella?! Is Mes Hart not getting allowance from her sugar daddy Kezo anymore? 😂 Poor little thing! She’ll be stressed sa taping!

u/danceydoodles — 2 months ago