u/dontuseliqui

After extensive due diligence, I have come to the painful realization that SPCE may not, in fact, become the Apple, Amazon, Tesla and NVIDIA combined.

My bags are too heavy.

Therefore, I will immediately liquidate my entire position and reallocate the capital into safer assets:

* Toilet paper

* Random beach rocks

* Canned soy beans (China likes those!)

* Dogecoin

Farewell, SPCE.

It was a historic journey.

Why buy boring companies that merely sell products and generate profits when you can invest in a company that sends rich people to space?

At a market cap of only a few hundred million dollars, SPCE is one successful rocket launch away from becoming the Apple, Amazon, Tesla, and NVIDIA of the space tourism industry combined.

Critics complain about cash burn. Visionaries understand that gravity itself is the enemy. Every dollar lost is simply fuel for humanity’s ascent to the stars.

When Delta-class spacecraft enter service, billionaires will be lining up to experience six minutes of weightlessness. Soon every millionaire will own a space selfie, and every pension fund on Earth will be forced to buy SPCE at $1,000 per share.

This is a hugely bullish metric. We will never see space tickets below 4.99 USD again. Get on this rocket now before its too late!

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Is the fun already over?

Signed, a proud owner of 16 shares.

Ich weiss zu wenig über euer tolles Land. Bitte klärt mich auf. Merci und Gruss aus Helvetien