u/eightdirt

Just woke up from a dream where I was in what seemed to be a church.

In there, there was a man I don't recognise and I can't describe.

He was preaching in a very lecturish kinda way, like he was teaching kids and he had a whiteboard and stuff but I don't remember what was on it.

What I do remember is that he he said “now we are in the???” and he paused to see if anyone would know what he was about to say, then when nobody answered, he said “Third tribulation, that's right. Now I know for many of you, your pastors have already started theorising but.....” (I can't remember what else he said)

He then mentions 3 types of calendars that he seemed to have mentioned earlier but I can't remember that.

What could this possibly mean???

Did my brain really cook this up? Genuinely create a cringy youth pastor?

Give a character, and someone who could definitely play their role if Popcross got an animated series

I dreamt about fighting a seagull that was stealing my dog's food, while I was making fritters.

It's important to note that I've never interacted with a seagull, and have no idea what could have made me dream about it.

The dream is kinda distorted but I remember, that before the seagull fight, I was hanging out with my ex and her friend for some reason, and then she began yapping to her friend about how much of a good guy I am (thanks, I guess).... Then I got home and tried feeding my dog but the damn seagull is showed up and shrieked at my dog, and then I was fighting it with the spatula I was using for fritters, then my sister came along and began fighting it too, and then my mom was in another room complaining that she could smell the fritters burning (she was unaware of the seagull)

Then as I was going to fetch this old slingshot I have, the dream ended. I should lucid dream this shit and run that bird's fade ngl

Absolutely love how Christmas is becoming more and more unhinged.

Makes it more possible for a video idea I've had for a bit and just never suggested it.

Obscure meme characters as something.

Marcus the worm

The opium bird

Pepe the frog

Ugandan knuckles

Or maybe I could redraw them as SCPs or something along that line

I keep seeing people in public and on social media saying the world ends on May 31, and Jesus comes on June 27 and it has me anxious and unwilling to do anything because while those people are probably lying, I can't shake the feeling that nothing matters because it's over in a few weeks.

It ruins my sleep and my dreams, and my overall productivity, and it gives me headaches and I'm beginning to become reclusive and depressed.

It makes it difficult to pray too, I'm stuttering and searching for words, and sometimes I'm just silent for several minutes trying to say something