u/electronseer

I was browsing tubestock at bunnings about a year ago, and came across this unfamiliar plant. The tag didnt have any nursery branding, or many details. I figured "Hey, sounds pretty unique... better get 3 of them just in case they have unusual growth requirements"

All 3 survived, and are now about 1 meter high. They started blooming a month ago, and havent stopped since.

i didnt realize how rare it was when i bought it.

It's my fault really... I had the radio on in the car and a grungy alt-rock song came on, called "595" by Violet Grohl ( Yes, Dave Grohl's daughter). It's pretty good, but It features the lyric: "I'll be your 1-900 G-spot, baby (595, I'm on the line)"

My boy honed in on the word G-spot like a heat seeking missile. Not exactly how i expected him to initiate "the talk", but they grow up so fast hey? I personally think G-spot is too advanced, and it would be wiser to start at clitorus.

(the song for the curious: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3mFLalmXCA)

I couldnt find reliable info about this ANYWHERE. Posting this to save someone an hour of their life. The manual says the cabin fuse box is "under the dash", then refuses to elaborate... I

Heres what you need to know: you cant access, or even SEE the fuse box without removing some interior trim.

First photo shows first trim panel you have to remove on drivers side, second photo shows the fuse box from same perspective.

there is ONE screw you will then need to remove, so that you can pop the second piece of trim: the steering wheel undertrim kickplate thing.

Finally, you will be able to access the fuse box.

Photo shows my wild native verge; 1st image is where i'd spent 1 hours weeding yesterday, 2nd image shows what was behind me... the kind of weeds that haunt me.

i'm tired boss.

3 years ago, my wife and i bought our first ever house on a corner block. The garden was overrun with weeds when we bought it, because it had been a "landlord rental special" for several years.

I have transformed this garden. I'm genuinely proud of my achievements... but this soil contains seeds from weeds i've never even seen before. YEARS of seeds. NONE of my neighbours seem to have the same problem. some of their gardens cant even support weeds!

If i disturb the soil in ANY way, that spot becomes a noxious jungle of introduced species.

I pull my weeds, roots and all... and THAT disturbs the soil.TADAH NEW WEEDS!

I plant a new plant, and THAT disturbs the soil.TADAH NEW WEEDS!

My native ground cover spreads 1 meter, and THAT disturbs the soil. (2nd photo is an example) TADAH NEW WEEDS!

i'm even using pre-emergent herbicides to try and get ahead, but the bastards germinated 4 months early this year!

PLEASE! SOMEONE! TELL ME THAT MY EFFORTS ARENT IN VAIN! If 1 year's seeds = 7 years of weeds, please tell me that my 3 year battle genuinely means I am half way through!!

All helmets and hats in Adventure Bay are brain–computer interfaces developed by Ryder, to enforce compliance and control. His earlier attempts with permanant implants on mature dogs were fatal... but he finally found success when he applied removable headwear to whelpling canines. The moment they don their helmets, they become slaves, bound to the intentions and objectives of Ryder.

When he faced opposition from Mayor Humdinger, Ryder saw an opportunity... Through a tophat based on the same technology, Ryder used Humdinger to conduct a longterm false-flag operation, thus maintaining public support for his unethical research programs, while silencing his most vocal critic.

Wake up sheeple!