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About 5:15 this morning I woke up thinking the dog had stepped on the remote and turned the tv on. Lots of static sounding noise (which should have been my first cause since TV’s don’t do that anymore) woke me up. I turned the TV off and on… same noise. Got out of bed to see what was wrong with the stupid tv… Realized that’s not the TV!

Walked into the bathroom and the angle stop and busted off the pipe. Full bore hot water flooding the bathroom! Of course the shutoff was buried due to recent rains, couldn’t find the key when I got it exposed….

Pulled the baseboards grabbed all the fans and started taking readings. Crawled under the house and did the same.

UGH. All I could think was “god I don’t want to file a claim.”

Made me curious, how many of you are like me and would rather lose a toe than deal with a claim on your own stuff?

Small order from INT warehouse, got tracking at 3 weeks from order and delivered the next day. I didn’t even know tracking had been issued before I had it.

As far as Basic goes I don’t know that it gets much quicker than that.

I’m not new to gear. I’ve run a lot of cycles with a lot of compounds and helped a lot of others do the same over the last 20 years. But I got sick and blew out my shoulder, life got busy, went from the field to the office… and well I got fat.

To normies I guess I still looked “big” but what do they know, ya know? Anyway so I jumped on Reta at 1mg/wk (bumped trt up to 400mg/wk) and started a bunch of landscaping projects around the house to stay in the fat burning zone for 6-10 hours a few days a week, lots of protein, you know the drill. It worked.

In 50 days (25 on Reta) I’m down from 196 to 176 at 5’8”. One thing I’ve never done is cut leading into a cycle and I’ve never run Reta before this so my understanding is there is likely to be a rebound if I come off.

I’ve got plenty of test, a little npp, and mast. And my thinking was to run the Reta another 2 weeks at the same dose while shifting from moving wheelbarrows, rocks and timbers all day into a hypertrophy routine. While letting the gear get going.

In my mind something like 400 test, 300npp, 300mastE with the rebound off the Reta should really put me into serious recomp phase I could ride out for the rest of the summer.

I usually have a pretty good sense for these things but figured if this works like I think it should someone out there has done it and can share their experience.

It should be said I’ve never gone fully under but got close tonight. I use a pen and I got a little uncomfortable. So I decided to open my eyes and stand up…. and the molecule was kind enough to show me my legs existed, and then erased them. I’m on my porch in the glow and still laughing about “sit down, sir. We’re not done here. 😂