u/finfangfoom1

This was back in the day about ten years ago. I've heard the story a couple ways, but here's what went down. I was attached to a Pog XO when he got stopped at a gate. Some power tripping newly minted NCO (not a real officer) security forces trigger happy wannabe ninja who knew damn well who he was looking at pulled a gun on him and ordered him to do things. The situation was fucking absurd. All of a sudden it's raining Forest Gump big ol fat style -- and here's the part I didn't see coming --- dude pops wood faster and harder than I had seen during my decade of service and blows just as fast. What I learned that day is real officers secretly like being told what to do by 20 year old fake ones. There's something about it that stretches me all out, every time. Bro said he pissed himself and I promised to keep the secret.

My stepdad said he was a cook in Camp Pendleton in the late 80s. He's pretty fat and drinks a lot of beer. He's got one of those NRA looking stickers on his pickup truck and cruises for free handouts on Veterans Day. He's not that smart tbh. The only stuff he seems to know how to cook are shitty omelettes and bland spaghetti. The weird part is he claims to have served on a chessboard and slayed a dragon. Is this possible?