u/firepitt

He says "Hey boy, where you going with that jar?"

Boy says "I'm going to the Honeysuckle to get some honey."

Old man says "You can't get honey from Honeysuckle."

Little bit later he sees the boy walking back with a jar of honey.

Next day he sees the same boy with a bowl.

"Hey boy, where you going with that bowl?"

"I'm going down to the Buttercups to get some butter."

"You don't get butter from Buttercups", the old man says.

Little bit later the boy walks by with a bowl full of butter.

Next day the old man sees the boy again, but he's not carrying anything.

"Where you off to today, son?"

"I'm going down to the pussywillows..."

Old man interrupts, "Hold on son, I'm coming with you!"

Stays awake wondering if there really is a dog.

He looks over and sees a rabbit also taking a shit.

"Hey rabbit", says the bear, "you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

Rabbit says, "No, I've never had that problem."

Bear goes, "Good", picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass.