The song goes ‘four little paws, heart shaped nose, four little paws, heart shaped nose, four little paws, heart shaped nose, Steven is his name!’ to the tune of Luna’s Song by Raffi and we put all of his two syllable nicknames into the song
So I ordered these for like $15 on Amazon and I decided that trying this new candy was more worth it than saving the money and I ordered them.
Saved them for a few weeks until the moment approached to try them! My partner and I each opened a pack, which was our first mistake. She doesn’t care about the ‘peeling’ part of the peeling candy. She stuck the whole thing in her mouth and chewed it up. Sickened splutters sounded. I took one from my pack thinking it couldn’t be so bad. But it was. It was so so so bad, and it would get worse. The spice increases significantly after you’ve eaten it, like chemical concentrate chili juice added. The middles look weird af. As you can see in 5. 🤢
Where it gets worse: I woke up so sick last night vomiting. And in vomiting - I reached these little nightmares. And I have never hurt so much from throwing up.
3/10 for the story and for the mango peel flavor that wrapped the chili.
Fleef is the name we gave her feet fluffies and she had dental surgery a year or so ago that took her teef.
So this is Mew, she’s all fleef, no teef.