u/ginny_uine — reddlx

Things My Amazing Husband Does For Me

barks on command
only refers to me as Captain Ashtar Sheran Commander Of The Mother Space Ship of The Grand Cosmic Squadron
lets me eat drywall whenever i please
never yells, except when he's absolutely right, or when i eat too much drywall and get to the spongy bits inside (bad for me)
respects my gift of foresight and consults me before making any decision (and i mean ANY! no new scented candles until the hereafter authorizes it!)
always compliments my amazing body even after i had a brief stunt as a furry cult leader that left me with a permanent wolf tail attached to my spine (long story)
pays for everything including my active cocaine addiction and never ever guilt trips or gaslights me

i found one of the good ones ladies!!! never settle you deserve a man just like my amazing hubby. i am smart and made the right choices, unlike some of you, but it's never too late to learn 😄

dinner is a handful of shaving cream. that’s all he allowed me to eat tonight because he said I’m getting chunky. literally always looking out for me ugh how did i get so lucky!!!!

u/ginny_uine — 1 day ago

▲ 1.2k r/GirlDinnerDiaries

outfreaked a stranger on reddit 🥀

posted this somewhere else but it’s not approved yet

i have a bad kink. it’s not really really bad (nothing illegal, violent or harmful to others) but it’s morally weird at best. i’d never told anyone about it before because i know it’s bad.

welp i got one of those dm guys the other day, conversation got freaky and i decided to tell him about my kink cause i had nothing to lose. i got told to see a therapist and immediately blocked lol

handful of mince beef

EDIT: it's not pegging you guys are misunderstanding the comment hahaha

u/ginny_uine — 7 days ago

▲ 33 r/AmIOverreacting

AIO coworker only refers to me as 'engineer'?

I'm 27F, he is 40sM. We both have the exact same job and make the same money. He got here before me, idk how long ago exactly.

I actually am an engineer, but this is not a job that requires higher education. When I was first hired and people were still asking me about my background, I mentioned that I have a bachelor's and a master's in engineering, and people were excited/impressed about it. I don't really care and it doesn't make me better than anyone, I think they were just excited to have someone they can leave the math related work to.

When I first talked about my degree around this guy in particular, he laughed in a way that didn't sit right with me. It's been 6 months since I got here and he only ever refers to me as "engineer".

I feel like he's making fun of the fact that I'm overqualified for this job, but I'm obviously not above it and I don't think I act like it. I just do my job and try to be nice to people. But at the same time idk if I'm imagining things because I feel insecure about not working in my expertise field. AIO or is he fucking with me?

reddit.com

u/ginny_uine — 8 days ago

▲ 650 r/GirlDinnerDiaries

really disheartening to see so many women fall for the same old bullshit

he treated all of his ex gfs like shit but i’m different

he had all these red flag behaviours before me but i fixed him

he said he’s too hurt to be in a relationship now but if we keep hanging out he might change his mind

his exes were abusive or too demanding or not understanding enough. unlike me

he left his wife for me (i’m special and he won’t do the same to me)

he would never do [insert]! this man is obsessed with me

penne al pesto and breaded chicken!

u/ginny_uine — 8 days ago