u/gotpoopstains

Willing to pay $40 flat for an airplane window mirror frame I want to 3D print.

The last 2 people I paid clearly used AI so I'm looking for someone with actual modeling experience.

Please DM me for more details!

So this "friend" of mine is 32F (Friend A) and her husband is 35M. We have another friend in the friend group who is 25F and just had her first kid (Friend B).

Anyways, Friend A goes to Friend B and says "I want to make a baby too. Can you tell me how you did it?"

Friend B: "What do you mean? We just stopped using protection."

Friend A: "Yeah but how does that make a baby...??"

Friend B: "Huh? Like... I mean we had unprotected sex and I got pregnant."

Friend A: "Oh, okay."

CUT TO A WEEK LATER.

Friend A: "Okay we had sex, but I'm not pregnant."

Friend B: "First of all it's too early to tell, but second are you even ovulating?"

Friend A: "What does that mean. We had sex. Why am I not pregnant."

Friend B: "Okay download this app and it tells you when you're ovulating and you'll have way better odds if you track your cycle."

LIKE 3 DAYS AFTER THAT

Friend A: "WHY IS THE APP NOT TELLING ME IF IM OVULATING. THE APP IS BROKEN."

Friend B: "..... Did you input your past couple periods...?"

Friend A: "No, why do I have to do that?"

ANYWAYS. FRIEND A IS NOT PREGNANT WITH TWINS. A 30 SMTH YEAR OLD LADY HAD TO HAVE HER HAND HELD AND BE TOLD HOW TO MAKE A BABY.

Good luck with parenthood.

Respectfully, you should not procreate and spread those genes. LOL.

I have sketches of things I'd like to 3D print. I need someone who is able to use the sketches/renderings into .stl files for print.

I am happy to send examples of the first project I need (small heart keychain) so you can get a better idea of projects I am working on.