u/gramgod9

I was just thinking how hard a task is to list an Eminem top 10 songs. I asked Google and got the answer below.

What do you think is a objective top 10 that's not here? My suggestion is maybe Soldier or Rock Bottom or I just don't give a fuck even). For me personally, it's fucking impossible.

The Objective Top 10 (Ranked by Online Attention)

1. Without MeThe undeniable peak of his digital ecosystem.Driven by a massive resurgence, it sits as his #1 most-streamed track of all time with over 3.14 billion plays on Spotify.

2. Lose Yourself historically his biggest crossover hit, an Oscar winner, and a cultural monument.Right on the heels of the top spot with 2.94 billion streams.

3. 'Till I Collapse the biggest statistical anomaly in modern streaming history.It holds the world record as the most-streamed song to never be released as a commercial single, clocking over 2.52 billion streams entirely on fan momentum.

4. Mockingbird A masterclass in algorithmic virality. Massive, continuous waves of attention across social media platforms like TikTok have propelled this 2004 track to a stunning 2.52 billion streams.

5. The Real Slim Shady the ultimate millennial cultural snapshot. His defining early-era satiric single comfortably holds over 2.49 billion streams.

6. Love the Way You Lie (feat. Rihanna) A pop-rap juggernaut that completely dominated the early 2010s digital era.Boasts 2.27 billion streams and over 2.7 billion views on YouTube.

7. Godzilla (feat. Juice WRLD) Proof of his immense modern-era relevance.Bolstered by a viral online speed-rapping challenge, this track clears 1.9 billion streams.

8. Stan (feat. Dido) The track that literally invented an official internet dictionary word.While its streaming number sits at 1.51 billion, its cultural footprint and continuous referenced attention online are immeasurable.

9. The Monster (feat. Rihanna) A multi-week Billboard Hot 100 #1 hit.Stabilises his top 10 presence by commanding over 1.45 billion streams.

10. Superman A late-blooming streaming giant.Fueled by massive, recurring audio trends online, it rounds out the top ten at 1.39 billion streams.

I'm teaching my cat about accountability and have decided to write a diss calling out this muhfucka. Dropping some bars like I'm new in prison. Yuh, check it out..

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I hit up the pussy, you'd rather beat up a cat

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Old teams faced with relegation

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Also your football is whack.

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Unlike your pet I kick back when tasked with a beat for the track. Then attack these muthafuckas like I'm giving Stifler a smack.

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Hey G, 20 plus million for a transfer fee? Same amount of reasons why you should have come and gone for free.

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But now I see why, you out in Dubai, away from the eyes, enjoying Arabian nights like Fāris spitting their bars before a feast and a ride.

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But horses gold and honeys aside.

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I see through the hide and seek you shall find that you ain't gonna write and most likely won't step to the mic.

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If you ever do get you the spine.

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Come with your best bars we could have a battle of kitty rhymes.

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I meant witty I'm, about to commit a crime.

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But as I planet I know you'll eventually read in between the lines.

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But in the meantime I'll be drinking my wine

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Relaxing just fine, speaking in lymrick and spitting, sit your ass down quit with your whining.

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When people teased you in Romania.

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Were they mean to you Kurt? Were they happy you hurt?

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Did they tell you "stop smacking cats when they purred"?

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I'm imagining you having enough,

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Now you seem like you're rocked on that day.

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Maybe you were wearing Le Coq or a mime's outfit that seemed kinda gay.

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Did they lose their noggins when they saw you eating a frog?

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My golly, did they stare, did they call you a wog?

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Now that my minds clearly out of the fog. As a father I'm never sparing the rod.

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We should strive to be JUST LIKE GOD. If you get the gist just nod, you fishy looking like a stunned cod. Pick you apart like you been brought to the table, fresh from the pot.

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**Chika chika** kicked out of the country quicker than Andrew tate. Perhaps it was fate. Masturbate myself till I bust in your face. To cover it up nicely, make you up like a doll. You look like Ron Perlman in Tropic Thunder playing Robert Downey Jrs role.

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You could say this pro creating paper mache outta toilet tissue. Walk in on my ass you might find a wet issue. Like a plumbing situ-ation gone wrong this shit is outta commision. I split you then you will know what's the fucking matter witchu.

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So tell me muthafucka, what was their cost?

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Some pocket money for a brand new watch?

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If that shit runs out eventually

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Maybe do keep ups in the street in front a money box.

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Tap you like an FBI correspondent.

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I'll serve you worse than a bugged out restaurant. My vest is on.

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Eating beats up like beef bourguignon.

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What fights have you won?

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Tell me that you ain't the dumbest of morons.

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I'll slap you up, shouting "This is for you!" Just like I was LeBron.

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Maybe the smack would wake you up and you'd see, no reason to be a trick no more.

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You shook all night to the core just like ACDC, but scrap the TNT cause you'll never blow unless it was for a chance to suck for your career to grow.

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Are you happy that Zouma sounds like a Mazda or something?

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Do you drive one you bumpkin?

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You always asleep like a Spanish siesta your new name should be León

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Where you from?

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Sacre Bleu! I got it on the tip of my tongue.

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If you offended, think fast.

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You can sue-mah ass.

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Slim chance cause you shadier than an underpass. You might be accurate with a pass but I'll have you know in a rap fight I'll make your butt cheeks bounce on the grass.

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Embarrass you dawg like a canine wearing underpants.

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One day you'll understand. That bar after bar I'm safely landing. You drive a plane with the passengers panicking.

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**Chika chika** so no need to try, you might just cry uncontrollably. All the OGs will see.

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It could be a real catastrophe

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But for now, your job will be enough cash to feed

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That bigass mouth of yours

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Now come battle me

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I'll even pass you the fucking mic, first of course 🍽️ 🎤

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