u/hailwood1965

This one is a classic:

Text from the seller: "My brother, a metallurgical engineer with more than 40 years of experience in the aerospace industry, has advised me that the cylinders must be pulled to obtain an indisputable measurement of the pistons." ...

1. "I'd buy this but I already have too many bikes."

(Has two bikes. Neither run.)

2. "I'd bid, but when I get my motorcycle out the wife wants sex all the time."

(Is not married. Has never been married. Has never had a girlfriend. Ever.)

3. "These are fast but not as fast as my 1975 RD350 that I rode to high school." (Never attended any high school.)

Extra credit: "I had one of these but it was wrecked when a pedestrian in a crosswalk/stop sign/red light pulled out in front of me and I had to LAY ER DOWN.)

I guess there is a book planned detailing Roczen's '26 SX season.