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Hey everyone,

I started streaming because my social skills are at the level of a confused potato and I desperately need to practice multitasking: playing games and talking at the same time.

Right now, my chat is a tragic joke. The only people writing are graphic designers. Every time I see a notification, my lonely heart gets excited thinking: "Oh wow, a real human wants to talk to me!" — only to realize: No, fucker just wants to sell me overlays.

They don't care about me, they just want my money. 😅

I honestly do not care where you are from or what language you speak (German or English). I just want some real company and a good conversation. I'm currently playing CS2, but I will literally play anything else if it means getting some human interaction. You don't even have to follow, I don't care about numbers. Just come in, talk bullshit, or roast my terrible gameplay.

If you want to witness a shy girl panicking while trying to survive CS2 on a makeshift chair (my proper one doesn't arrive until Tuesday), come rescue me from the bots.

Say hi here: lazombiee

Thx 😎💖

Quick update from your favorite walking technical disaster: I actually managed to add info panels and sub badges... and guys, don't even ask how, I died a thousand times.

Converting images over and over again on shady websites just to make them perfectly square was my personal final boss. I literally almost fell asleep sitting up in front of my PC yesterday because I need hours for every single basic task. My brain is officially mush. 😅🫠🫠🫠

But on top of that, I FINALLY got a second monitor! (Though my proper chair is making me wait until Tuesday, so I'm still suffering).

But hold onto your seats, a medical miracle happened: Twitch finally saved a broadcast yesterday! My first three streams vanished completely into thin air because genius me obviously didn't know you have to manually activate "store past broadcasts" in the settings. Anyway, yesterday some actually funny moments and a few kills happened where I even surprised myself. I would love to turn them into clips now—both regular ones for Twitch and vertical ones for TikTok/Shorts.

But here is the thing: When you are on your Twitch homepage, there is a tab that says "Clips", but it only SHOWS existing clips. You can't actually create any clips under that tab. It's just a completely empty void with no button anywhere.

Out of pure desperation, I tried to screen-record the Twitch player on my monitor, but the result looks like a pixelated flipbook from the 90s😭🤣 The quality is absolute garbage.

And before the pros here directly come at me: Yes, I am going to switch to OBS eventually. I swear! But right now, I am just glad I got Streamlabs running without blowing a fuse in my apartment. If I have to relearn a whole new software right now, I'm going to have a mental breakdown and set the PC on fire.

If anyone can give me a fool-proof guide from A to Z on how to actually make proper clips from scratch (please explain it like I'm 5 and have never seen a computer before), I would be eternally grateful!

Feel free to check out the panels and badges I sacrificed my life for: lazombiee

Honestly, I’m a technical disaster. I’m 27, but I have absolutely zero clue about how any of this works. Yesterday I literally had to search for the USB port on my computer just to charge my phone... I’m not even kidding. 🤦‍♀️

I want to start streaming CS2 but I don’t know anything. I’m using my phone as a webcam right now and it’s sitting on a pile of books so the camera is high enough. My "gaming chair" is just a wooden chair from my dining table.

I have this cute cloud ceiling (had it for ages!) but as you can see in the pic, the rest of the room is a bit of a mess right now. My stream looks so empty compared to others. I see people with these cool glowing borders and stuff on their screen, but I don’t even know what you call that or where to click in Streamlabs. Is it an overlay? A homepage? I have no idea.

Can someone please give me some tips? But please explain it like I’m five because I really don’t understand the technical terms. I just want it to look a bit more "pro" and less like a total mess.

This is my channel if you want to see how lost I am (I only have 2 followers so far lol):

twitch.tv/Lazombiee

Thanks for any help! <3