My 3 year single-versary is coming up! How should I celebrate?
Celebrating three blissful years of quiet evenings without someone’s dusty and literally crusty son getting on my damn nerves and doing whatever the fuck I want.
It was some time in September—had a whole lot going on, like preparing to go to court to sue for injuries from an accident, so I don’t remember the exact date. That just means I celebrate all month 💅
Give me your ideas, ladies!