u/inexplicably-hairy

Monologue over an 8 minute blues instrumental and say Shakespeare and Paul Revere and other random historical names plus some references to one eyed people and just talk absolute nonsense then music critics will write books about what a cerebral wordsmith you are, you Jsut sit back and watch the money roll in

It was some random kid on the street who he gave a nickle. My proof? Bob Dylan cannot sing. Sounds like someone being tortured when he attempts to. Case closed

Thoughts? Opinions? Prayers?

He turned up late, there’s just a piano on stage and he spent about 20 minutes turning it around so it faced away from the audience, he’s so old he barely had the strengh to do it and everyone was just confused and slightly upset. Then he did a ska rendition of sad eyed lady of the lowlands and left without saying thank you or anything. We all thought he could come back on with a guitar but he never did, the lights went on and the ushers said shows over and we all left. As we left the building we could see a helicopter flying overhead, he was already off to his next gig

He’s just a weird prick

Won the prem, champions league, World Cup and euros and joint most World Cup clean sheets of all time. Case closed

Fouls are one thing but the amount of times people in the crowd openly swear, gesture to and abuse the players is a huge problem that needs addressing. The crowd should be full of undercover officials and if someone crosses the line into verbal abuse they notify the referee who stops the game and everyone gets to see a replay on the big screen. The ref can then award a yellow card (warning) or a red where the fan is ejected from the game and banned (minimum one year) see how quickly football becomes a civilised family sport

Restricting a manager to a tiny box at the middle of the pitch is stupid, they can’t accurately assess the game or give proper instructions with such a limited perspective. The use of mobility scooters would let them follow the play as it happens from the sidelines and allow a much more tactically expansive game

An imperfect system which promotes rapid growth, development, rising living standards, education, industrialisation- this is basically the only justification I see of soviet communism or Maoism. The difference is capitalism is compatible with democracy and a free society whereas the communist experiment does the same economic things but worse and needs a brutal police state to do it

I’ve been diagnosed with prostate cancer (in my ass) and it’s aggressive. I don’t know if I’m gonna win this battle but I just want to say that as someone with no friends and a lifelong virgin this sub has made my life worse and it might be the final straw to weaken my immune system