
The handwich saga. Continues
Aw hell nah airport Jamba Juice has a handwich

Aw hell nah airport Jamba Juice has a handwich
this was a while ago so bear with me
new years eve 2025, i was at a friends house and someone brought this one dip and it was one of the most amazing things ive ever tried. i asked her for the recipe and she said she got this onion dip at trader joes and poured a ton into a big bowl (trust me when i say i was basically eating it with a spoon). sadly, i dont remember the name of it (i was VERY drunk) and was just now thinking about it bc im eating pita chips and thought it would be a good pairing
literally since that night i have never been able to find it at ANY trader joes and im not sure if its just me not looking for the right thing or they discontinued it
i wish i could remember how it tastes but as i said, was drunk, and never had it again
Is this cultural appropriation? They’re all straight men, but they’re fucking each other, but it’s “ironic” and they swear it’s just for the bit, and I’m inclined to believe them, the issue I take is that they’re just doing it in a very stereotypical way. They’re using words like “bear”, “twink”, “bottom” but in completely wrong ways, and I’m not sure if I should correct them on their terminology
I have another friend who actually does identify as Bi, but the most he’s ever done is kiss another dude
I’m out here tryna whack my shi and there’s no gay sex only perverts ✊😔 could’ve had my clit Perkin up and everything