u/jennygotcake

Sookie: Elle Fanning

Bill: Nicholas Hoult

Eric: Alexander Ludwig

Tara: Chloe Bailey 

Sam: Evan Peters 

Pam: Emily Blunt 

Jessica: Sadie Sink

Jason: Austin Butler

Lafayette: Damson Idris

Alcide: Aaron Taylor Johnson 

Crystal: A garbage can 

Stellan Skarsgard as Niall or Magister as a call back to Alexander Skarsgard

Edit:

The original cast is beloved and irreplaceable this post was meant to be fun and generate discussion, not to be seen as gospel for a legit reboot 

i do not wish for a reboot, again this was just for fun in reponse to some posts i saw earlier asking about potential choices 

im not a casting agent with access to unknown actors, nor do i know much about obscure up and coming actors

i know it’s a long shot, but figured i’d ask anyways just in case

my wife and i signed a leased at springbrook park apartments with a commencement date of august 15th, but unfortunately are no longer able to relocate to the area

the unit is new and you’d be the first tenant to occupy the space

if you need a later commencement date, we can probably work something out with management

is anyone looking for 1 bedroom 1 bath accommodations?

the unit is on the first floor and the floor plan is called “cove“ and would be about $1,575 month

please dm me if interested