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OC Wife said make a No Soliciting sign

u/jollytoes — 6 days ago

Week 8f of my Titan 9/GDP cross. Pretty sure I’ll get a lb out of her

u/jollytoes — 21 days ago

Update on Purple Tighty, my cross between Titan 9 and Grandaddy Purple

3.5wks into flower in 5gallon pot inside a 4x4 tent. On an Autopot using GH trio, cal-mag and silicon

u/jollytoes — 2 months ago

Scoopski f2 @ 17 days old on the left and 3 Bears @ 25 days on the right. At this point I’m keeping 3 Bears just to see how long it lives.

These are both autos. Scoopski is from Multiverse Beans and 3 Bears from Mephisto. This is my second attempt at the bears. The first one grew tall and lanky with tiny fluffy buds at 4 months.

u/jollytoes — 2 months ago

It’s a girl! This is my first strain creation (Titan 9 x Granddaddy Purple) and I’ve been nervously waiting for the sex reveal

u/jollytoes — 2 months ago
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It's hard to get out of the habit of referring to a god as 'he', but I think it's necessary to quit giving this hypothetical alien a human sex. Talking about it as a 'he' gives it a form that doesn't exist.

I think this especially applies when talking to the religious. When you use 'it' when talking to them about a god it makes them think about it a little more.

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u/jollytoes — 2 months ago

I have a factory sealed 10" tall California King sized bed from Ashley furniture that I would like to give away. Box dimensions are 7ft x 13in x 13in. Can help load it, but not willing to deliver. If you haven't had a mattress from a box before, it needs 24-48hrs to fully expand. 15 min from UNT

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u/jollytoes — 3 months ago
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I recently realized that I turn 55 in a year and a half and I'll be eligible for senior discounts at a few restaurants. I'm super excited about this, but my wife thinks I'm crazy.

I don't even eat out that much, I just want to be able to get that sweet 15% off the buffet.

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u/jollytoes — 3 months ago
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I got a coworker flustered when I said their god is an alien

A coworker started talking about how their god created humans, etc. and I casually mentioned that it's weird to worship an alien. The coworker stopped talking and said, "Huh? God's not an alien." "Of course it is," I said, "it's not from earth so it's an alien to us. You worship an alien." Coworker shook their head back and forth vigorously and said, "No, no, that's not right." and proceeded to change the conversation waaay away from religion for the rest of the week.

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u/jollytoes — 3 months ago

Garlic Budder harvest came in at 11.2oz after drying. Smooth smoke even before cure with a clean, long lasting high (she was 2/3 chopped before I thought to take a video)

u/jollytoes — 3 months ago