u/joshthebaptist

The phrase “if i had a nickel every time ____, id have two nickels, which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice” pisses me off so bad. The quote came from phineas and ferb, and i might have found it funny the first time i heard it since its a subversion of the typical “if i had a nickel every time id be rich” expression. But now its soooo overused that you know if someone starts talking about nickels theyre only gonna have two of those motherfuckers. The phrase has become so removed from the original joke that nothing about it is funny or clever or cute anymore, its just something annoying people say whenever something happens twice. Its also so overly verbose and clunky that sitting there and saying the whole thing to my face is disrespectful of my time. You couldve said the same thing in like 4 words but you chose to take 10 seconds of my life to repeat the phrase that obnoxious youtubers use for no other reason than to waste my time

Title basically. Its an ai slop southern gospel song that was published under his name

“Bee good wasp bad” is the modern day “dolphin good shark bad.” You can avoid wasp stings in the exact same way as bee stings: not being a fucking idiot. Wasps are awesome with some pollinating and some predating other pest insects. And yet every time I see a post celebrating le wholesome chungus honeybees theres always some asshole who hasnt been outside and seen a wasp in at least 3 years bemoaning the existence of the evil hellspawn wasp. Sorry you cant handle the smoke, wasps do more for the environment than you do

What are your thoughts? She is insanely talented and deserves so much more popularity

I genuinely thought he was a photoshop or ai until a video of him moving and shit came up on instagram

Edit: its ai :(