u/jqr123real

(Howdy partner.)

(What? Who are you?)

(I'm you, from the future!)

(Oh God, is this more time travel stuff?)

(No. Well, not exactly. Hold on, let me explain it, haha.)

(Hello! I'm everything you could be. That guy doesn't like you! What if he did? I'm here to help you get your life together.)

(What?)

(Now tell me sir, what is your name?)

(My name is *static.* My name is *static!* Why can't I say my name!

Hey there, man! How you doin' today? You got a little abnormality inside of your brain

I'm just a kid!

You're not a kid. Well, not anymore. And I would know!

How would you know?

Because I've been you before!

Ugh!

What’s in his head, and do you know what he said?

Oh, there he goes again and again

Adios, sayonara, goodbye

I'm sorry you had to hear this way, but...

Your name is *static,* and welcome to your own head!

There's plenty more seasons ahead

Don't catch yourself, regretting every word you said

Time for a factory reset

A brat, stupid, a disappointment you are

And oh great, look at you giving your pity like I need it

Like I've forgotten all the crap that happened because of me

But maybe this wig will help you forget those bad memories

My name is *static!* My name is *static!* AGHH!

I think you've known for a while that you haven't been good

Wish everybody could hear me like I hear myself

I'll make it ambitious, make it a mission, like I wish I wish we wished for

Ugh, like there's anything wrong with me...

What’s in his head, and do you know what he said?

And no, there he goes again and again. HEY!

Adios, sayonara, goodbye

I'm sorry you had to hear this way, but...

Your name is Hot! (WHAT?)

And you're living in my head! (your head)

(But what does that mean?)

Time for a factory reset (Time for a factory reset)

Agh!

Don't catch yourself (Don't catch yourself)

Analyzing what you said (Analyzing what you said)

Oh no, lights out, it's off to bed (now it's off to bed)

No, no. Nonononononono wha-what- nonononononononono!

Oh my God. I need to get a tan immediately