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BLOOD: RED/ORANGE is a mobian rock band made up of four members

Rebel the Shark, lead guitar
5'3
As the leader, Rebel balances brains and brawn. He brought the band together after his town was destroyed by Dr. Robotnik to help gather funds for rebuilding. He has a short temper but a strong allegiance to his bandmates.

Brash the Reindeer, bass guitar
4'9
Brash is an emotionless but charismatic soul, often being the main negotiator for the band. She was the first recruited by Rebel after the latter found Brash in a collapsed house. The trauma killed Brash's emotion, turning him to a creature of pure logic. The band helps her heal though, and she has regained some level of ambition.

Hardy the Rhino, keyboard/keytar
5'6
Hardy is the strongest member of the group and the least intelligent (outside of Mobian Law). He left his home at a young age to begin his music career. He bounced from failed band to failed band and eventually decided to give up. He got a job as a bouncer for a music club since he felt his size and muscle would be enough. One night, Rebel and Brash played at the club that Hardy was working at. Hardy saw an opportunity and tried to join, but was interrupted when badniks raided the joint. Hardy jumped to action alongside Rebel and Brash, leading Rebel to recruit him anyway after the badniks fled.

Sweet "Summer Child" the Squid, Drums
4'8
Sweet the Squid is a drifter. Their mind is free and their prosthetics are worn. Sweet acts as the spiritual advisor for the group, offering bits of riddling wisdom much akin to a fortune cookie. They were the last to join the band. One day, Brash had been detained by Robotnik's forces and ended up in the same prison as Sweet. Rebel and Hardy broke in and freed the prisoners, allowing Sweet to lead them to where Brash was being held. After escape, Sweet joined, completing the roster.

Yes its fearmongering material steeped in homophobia, xenophobia, racism, sexism written by a man who saw enemies in anyone who wasn't his flavor of religion

On the other hand, I want the "My Ancestor" T-shirt.

Dr. Censor wields the power to keep things G-rated.

Any attacks against him that are anything above cartoon violence have no effect and any who dared raise the age-rating will find themselves greatly depowered. He is unable to commit crimes more heinous than non-violent robberies. His weapon of choice is a feather duster that tickles people.

His secret identity is that of Chauncy Ido McTortoise. He's a tennis line judge. His favorite food is cornflakes and used to be a practicing Mormon. He's asexual and currently part of [RELIGION NAME] (it's nothing specific but there's a lot of christian imagery). He used to run a nunnery but transitioned out of it (literally).

Maybe it's just a pancakes/waffles thing.

I should delete facebook.