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I was walking through a cemetery early one day...

...I came across someone who had popped up from behind a gravestone.

I said, "Morning"

They replied, "no just taking a shit"

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u/jvlpdillon — 1 month ago
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I got asked today if I knew how to drive a stick. (in the US) I thought, of course, I do. I know it is rarer today, but we all learned, right?

Also, if you knew how to drive a manual, you knew how to pop the clutch to start your car.

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u/jvlpdillon — 1 month ago

I did the right thing. I took the bag of money with $5000 in it to the police station. They did the right thing and posted that a bag of money was found with $1000 in it

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u/jvlpdillon — 4 months ago