
Velvet Hippo Loaf
This is Lulu. We joke that she’s part cat (she grooms and pounces like one) but today she went full loaf. Does anyone else have a hippo loaf???

This is Lulu. We joke that she’s part cat (she grooms and pounces like one) but today she went full loaf. Does anyone else have a hippo loaf???
Memorial Day Sale!
Buy 4 Decants - Get 1 Free!
Offer valid from 5/21 (Thursday) through 5/25 (Monday). Everything will ship out by Tuesday 5/26.
Offer applies to all sizes and fragrances! For example - want to try out all 4 scents by House of Bo? You can pick an additional decant of equal, or lesser, value for free! Please note: free item must be of equal or lesser value to your selected decants.
I'll also be throwing in extra samples and storage racks for my repeat customers, y'all rock!
*Themed fixed-price sets are temporarily unavailable during the sale - still happy to curate some samples for you though!!*
The Pictures: https://imgur.com/a/perfumes-u-k8o-potato-N1zsk6z and https://imgur.com/a/L08nx1p
All bottles were purchased from reputable sources, I'm happy to provide additional photos / proof on request.
Decant Info:
Decants come in sturdy glass spray bottles and I teflon tape the threads to avoid leakage. I offer 2mL and 5mL decant bottles, and some fragrances are also available in a 10mL decant as indicated on the list.
I use syringes to measure when I decant, your decants will always be at least the stated volume - if not slightly higher. Syringes are never used on more than one fragrances - don't worry about your decant smelling like someone else's fragrance!
If you're interested in a fragrance as a 10mL that doesn't have pricing listed please message me - just trying not to run out of my faves!
Housekeeping:
Storage! Add one to your order for $3, or get one free with any order of $75 or above.
Ever wished that you had little stands for your decant bottles? Well, now there's a solution for that! Custom 3D printed 3-tier decant bottle stands that fit the larger diameter bottles (non-carded decants from Reddit and websites like Scent Split) and are still short enough for you to read the labels. I also have taller stands available for your 5 / 10mL decants so they don't fall over. Check out photos of them here: https://imgur.com/a/sample-holders-n1H0hXc
What's available (Current as of 5/21/26):
Armani - 2mL $4.00 // 5mL $8.00 // 10mL $16.00
Argos - 2mL $13.00 - no larger decants available, sorry!
Boadicea the Victorious - 2mL $11.00 // 5mL $26.00 // 10mL $52.00
Boy Smells - 2mL $4.00 // 5mL $8.00 // 10mL $12.00
BORNTOSTANDOUT - 2mL $6.00 // 5mL $12.00 // 10mL $24.00
Byredo - 2mL $8.00 // 5mL $18.00 // 10mL $36.00
D'annam - 2mL $8.00 // 5mL $17.00
Diptyque:
Dossier - 2mL $3.00 // 5mL $6.00 // 10mL $12.00
Dries Van Noten - 2mL $9.00 // 5mL $21.00 // 10mL $42.00
D.S. & Durga - 2mL $7.00 // 5mL $16.00 // 10mL $32.00
Elizabeth Arden - 2mL $2.00 // 5mL $4.00 // 10mL $8.00 (These are GREAT summer scents!)
ERIS Parfums - 2mL $9.00 // 5mL $21.00
Etat Libre d'Orange - 2mL $5.00 // 5mL $11.00 // 10mL $22.00
Frederic Malle - 2mL $10.00 // 5mL $24.00
Filipo Sorcinelli - 2mL $6.00 // 5mL $14.00 // 10mL $28.00
Glossier - 2mL $5.00 // 5mL $10.00
Gucci - 2mL $5.00 // 5mL $10.00 // 10mL $20.00
Guerlain:
Hermes - 2mL $5.00 // 5mL $10.00 // 10mL $20.00
House of Bō - 2mL $11.00 // 5mL $26.00 // 10mL $52.00
Issey Miyake - 2mL $4.00 // 5mL $7.00 // 10mL $14.00
John Paul Gaultier - 2mL $4.00 // 5mL $8.00 // 10mL $16.00
Kilian - 2mL $13.00 // 5mL $31.00
Lattafa - 2mL $2.00 // 5mL $4.00 // 10mL $8.00
Lalique - 2mL $3.00 // 5mL $6.00 // 10mL $12.00
Laurel Bath House - 2mL $4.00 // 5mL $7.00
Ledda - 2mL $5.00 // 5mL $11.00
Liis - 2mL $8.00 // 5mL $17.00
Lore - 2mL $6.00 // 5mL $13.00
Louis Vuitton - 2mL $6.00 // 5mL $15.00 **TEMPORARY SPECIAL PRICING - LETS EMPTY IT!**
Maison Crivelli - 2mL $14.00 // 5mL $34.00
Maison des Animaux - 2mL $6.00 // 5mL $12.00
Nest - 2mL $5.00 // 5mL $11.00
Nopalera - 2mL $5.00 // 5mL $9.00
Organ Tale Parfums - 2mL $7.00 // 5mL $15.00
Parfums de Marly - 2mL $10.00 // 5mL $20.00
Phlur - 2mL $4.00 // 5mL $8.00 // 10mL $16.00
Prada - 2mL $5.00 // 5mL $11.00 // 10mL $22.00
Régime Des Fleurs - 2mL $9.00 // 5mL $20.00
Room 1015 - 2mL $5.00 // 5mL $11.00 // 10mL $22.00
Tocca - 2mL $5.00 // 5mL $11.00
**If you have any Diptyques (especially Tam Dao, or Eau Duelle), MFK, or niche femme / unisex scents you'd like to trade for store credit hit me up!**
On comparison to my legit bottle of Diptyque I think this is fake, it also smells off from the travel size I purchased directly from Diptyque. Confirm for me please?
Deal alert - Costco has marked down Young Rose and La Tulipe. Other Byredos are also priced very well.
Long time lurker first time poster. I’m so so happy with how it turned out! I had a bad Pinterest tattoo on my upper back / shoulder that she covered up with beautiful florals, and now my arm is all finished up too! The flowers on my arm are black and gray, my skin is just pissed off lol.