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u/kungpowdragon
▲ 247 r/TwoSentenceComedy
The deposition had lasted nine hours, the jury deliberated for six days, and the precedent it set would reshape family law for a generation.
The defendant was four years old and maintained, under oath, that she did not eat the crayon.
u/kungpowdragon — 2 days ago
▲ 284 r/TwoSentenceSadness
She studied whale migration for twenty years and could predict, within three days, when a pod would return to the same waters.
Her sister left in 2003, and twenty years of data has since taught her exactly how long animals can be gone before returning becomes biologically impossible.
u/kungpowdragon — 3 days ago
▲ 238 r/TwoSentenceHorror
The twins had always finished each other's sentences, which everyone found charming, until the morning one of them died and the other kept going.
She listened for an hour before she understood he wasn't finishing them from memory.
u/kungpowdragon — 4 days ago