u/lilbookofmeow

The other day, we were sitting on the couch watching TV talking about how easy we think the other person has it in life. I envy his ability to allow everyone to treat him like shit and he envies my ability to put people in their place and never speak to them again once they've crossed me and then complain about lonely I am.

We both reached for the same piece of cheese and at the same time we said "I wish I could be you" and then the lights flickered on and off ominously, but it turns out it was just our friend Dave in the next room testing the lights because he's an electrician.

We thought nothing of it until we woke up this morning convinced that we had body swapped because now I'm filled with existential dread about everything and worry about the future and he's sitting in the living room trying to figure out if we can do an Eric Adams style flight path from where we live to Argentina via Turkish Airways with the last of our savings. So what if its a 17 hour detour?

Anyway girlies, any advice on how to undo this curse and return me to my original body?

Dinner is a sloppy breakfast sando with a cheese crown because even though I'm sick and scared, I didn't call in sick to work today - more proof!