u/littlebabyburrito

Jimin being Medusa to security guards per usual 🐍😵‍💫

the security guard in red at Stanford D2 got me cracking upppp!!!

u/littlebabyburrito — 5 days ago

Will you come to the cottage (Heated Rivalry rave) tonight?

i was gonna ask you 😋🥰

will you 👆🤭 come to DNA Lounge 🧬 tonight?
don’t 🙅‍♀️ go to Stanford for BTS 🚫💜
come to the 🎶 dance floor 🪩💕
we’ll have so much fun 👯‍♀️
it’s so dark 🖤 no one will know 🫣🤫
we could have an hour 🕚 or even two ⏳🫚🍻
we be completely with other 🦆 loons 🦆
🇨🇦🐺🦅 together 🏒🍑✨

If you want to sip on some ginger ale and stare longingly at a stupid Canadian wolf bird across the dance floor, I have two tickets to the Heated Rivalry rave at DNA Lounge tonight. They were originally ~$30/ ticket. Just DM me if you’re interested in taking them!

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u/littlebabyburrito — 7 days ago

POV: When your bag is your baby

I hopped on the small train meant for little kids that goes around our local zoo to add more whimsy to my life and this made me chuckle

u/littlebabyburrito — 15 days ago