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And the 2026 Steely Dan fighters tournament champion is... Godwhacker!

The sidewalks weren't safe for Johnny after Godwhacker got some whacking space, and he was defeated with 118 votes to 15. He earns the silver medal, completing the podium

I added the scores of each round into the final table as you see here. Some of the sending wasn't very fair I admit, Godwhacker in particular cruised to the win. See you next time

Gaucho is dropped near the freeway after Hoops claimed his final victory with 55 votes to 12, he claims the bronze medal. Now it's time for the ultimate matchup between Godwhacker and Johnny the Third world man to decide the overall winner

Final: who would win? Godwhacker or the Third World Man

Venue: Gary Katz's basement

A very close tie, but the Gaucho sleeps on the floor after Johnny dropped him with 23 votes to 19. With that, we have reached our final of Godwhacker v Third world man, but first we have the fight for third place

Round 15: who would win? Hoops McCann or the Gaucho

Venue: Custerdome

This was a huge match-up but coming out on top with 72 votes to 44 was Godwhacker, who sends Hoops back to Mr Chow's. He books his place in the final, while Hoops will play the third place game in the next round

Round 14: who would win? The Gaucho or Johnny the third world man

Venue: Cave of altamira (neutral venue)

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This round was close, but Jack was not dressed for action this time as the Third World man had him beat with 16 votes to 12. He completes the semi finals

Now it's time for the first semi final match up. All but 1 of these fighters will leave with a medal of some description, and a Gaucho character is guaranteed to be in the final

Round 13: who would win? Hoops McCann or Godwhacker

Venue: the Stadium (again)

Razor Boy's tyranny is stopped by the Gaucho who takes his fancy things away with 33 votes to 9. He moves into the semi finals

Round 12: who would win? The Third world man or Jack with his radar

Venue: Carib Cannibal (again)

This is terrible sorry

The Rival was a jolly roger, but he answered for his crimes at the hands of Godwhacker who has 70 votes to 3, he eases into the semi finals

Round 11: who would win? Razor Boy or the Gaucho

Venue: the Custerdome (again)

Jive Miguel is sent back out to Bogota after Hoops McCann won 51 votes to 5 in the first qf, he moves through to the semi final

Round 10: who would win? The Rival or Godwhacker

Venue: Anthony's Bar and Grill

Buzz isn't very funny after Jack beat him 51 votes to 10. With that, it's time for the quarter finals and things are getting hot real quick with 6 gaucho characters still standing

Round 9: who would win? Hoops McCann or Jive Miguel

Venue: the stadium

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Mr LaPage has gone to find a new game to play after being KOd by the Third world man who has 59 votes to 8, he moves through to the quarter finals

Round 8: who would win? Buzz or Jack with his radar

Venue: the Carib Cannibal

The biggest landslide so far, Deacon blues will need a new name for losing after the Gaucho decimated him with 105 votes to 5. Gaucho moves through to the quarter finals

Round 7: who would win? Mr Lapage or the Third World Man

Venue: Johnny's playroom

Chino and Daddy G did not think Razor Boy could be so cruel. Taking 25 votes to their 10, he moves through to the quarter finals

Round 6: who would win? Deacon blues or the Gaucho?

Venue: the Custerdome

Kid Charlemagne is obsolete after Godwhacker destroyed the round with 55 votes to 18. He moves through to the quarter finals

I made some changes to the right bracket after some feedback. Johnny the third world man replaces clean willie who withdrew due to divorce proceedings, and chino and daddy g have joined forces to take on razor boy since there is nothing to argue between them.

Round 5: who would win? Chino and Daddy G or Razor Boy

Venue: the old school

Even closer than last time, but all Dupree could say was ouch as he got stomped by the Rival, with 51 votes to 30. He moves through to the quarter finals

Round 4: who would win? Godwhacker or Kid Charlemagne

Venue: the A-Frame